jokes

[urso8up]

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Screaming in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took
himself to the doctor.
"He said "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my
fiance is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor told him, "Your testicles are fine, but I'll have to put your
penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next
week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided splint,
and wired it altogether in an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her and goes on their
honeymoon. That night in the hotel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a
gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them.
"She said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."
Next, she takes off her panties and says, "you're the first, no one has ever
touched me here."
Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops his pants and replies .
. . . . .
"Look at this, it's still in the CRATE."

[Irishgirl]

lol

[Trojanmn2]

rofl

[woodard]