Harry

[Cory]

>Subject: Harry
>
>
>
> 1st grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
> with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your
> problem?
>
> Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My
> sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
>should
> be in the 3rd grade too!"
>
> Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the
> principal's office.While Harry waited in the outer office, the
>teacher
> explained to the principal what the situation was.
>
> The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a
> test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go
>back
> to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
>
> Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
> to him and! he agreed to take the test.
>
> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
>
> Harry: "9"
>
> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
>
> Harry: "36"
>
> And so it went with every question the principal
> thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms.
>Brooks
>and
> tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
>
> Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
>questions."
>
> The principal and Harry both agreed.
>
> Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
> have only two of?"
>
> Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I do
> not have in mine?"
>
> The principal wondered, why does she ask such a
> question?
>
> Harry replied: "Pockets."
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps
> into?"
>
> Harry: "Pants"
>
> Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
> hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
>
> Harry: "Coconut"
>
> Ms.! Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
> soft and sticky?
>
> The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
> could stop the answer.
>
> Harry: "Bubble gum"
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
> do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"
>
> The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
> could stop the answer.
>
> Harry: "Shake hands"
>
> Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
> 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
>
> Harry: "Firetruck"
>
> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
> teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven
>questions
> wrong."

[Puddles]

LOL That's bad!

[Irishgirl]

LOL

[urso8up]

[jipped genes]

woooo!

[petite]

LMAO!!

[psyko1]

damn, i gotta get my mind out the gutter.