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03-30-04, 03:15 AM
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OMG You've Got To Read This:Funniest Post Ever
Taken from BB.com,this is all over the internet community lol
 Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
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#6
03-30-04, 07:52 AM
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YAHTZEE!!!!!
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03-30-04, 07:53 AM
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BWWHAAHAHAAA !
A+ for creativity
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03-30-04, 09:23 AM
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OMG!!! No way!!!! That is messed up! LOL
 
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03-30-04, 09:49 AM
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That was quick thinking for it being both a hang over morning and morning after.
note to self, never take metamucil before going out. A little tip... Diet Tonic Water/Club soda have no carbs. Add with Vodka and you will end up drinking less ... as less is more vs beer. Bonus Tip... take with Chasers and the hangover is not nearly as destructive to you the next day (FOR REAL They work for me!) Best of luck!
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03-30-04, 10:08 AM
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bwahahahaah
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03-30-04, 11:44 AM
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I'm absolutely speechless....
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#12
03-30-04, 12:14 PM
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wow amazing lol
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#13
03-30-04, 02:29 PM
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good thinking on his feet. LOL- that is why I always take a nice shit before any heaving drinking.
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03-30-04, 02:37 PM
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I just read this at FG....OMG I haven't laughed so damn hard in a long time.
Thanks bro...I needed it.
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03-30-04, 05:48 PM
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wow, thats horrible for her. I wonder what the guys was feeling when he saw the shit and knew it was him. But thats good he put it on her and all. Poor girl is going to be embarrassed to evenshow her face.
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03-31-04, 12:33 AM
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he better keep us updated on this...what happens the next time he sees her lol
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03-31-04, 01:05 AM
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Great story. Hey, what happens if she has to wake up to take a dump herself? Will she be suspicious? Double dumping?
If she ever brings it up again, just tell her someone slipped some metamucil in her drink that night. HaHa.
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03-31-04, 07:53 AM
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awww I feel bad for the girl. she'll probably have issues forever...
that guy is a fuckin wimp...way to take it like a man
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