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Old 05-02-04, 06:49 PM
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Another sign that the apocalypse is upon us
Brothel for sex-starved dogs


BERLIN, Germany — A German artist has applied for a license to open a brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs and says it will be the first of its kind anywhere.

Karl-Friedrich Lenze, 54, said he planned to charge dog owners $27 per half hour of happiness.

"If dogs can't get what they want, they get cranky — just like people," Lenze told Reuters.

The establishment would offer patrons a variety of carefully vetted "employees" of both sexes, rooms for private encounters and even a "bar" where customers could sniff out their preferred partners.

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Old 05-02-04, 09:08 PM
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That's a great idea!! They can sell milk bones with viagra
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Old 05-02-04, 09:55 PM
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If I were you, LORDBLITZ, I'd patent that idea if possible. The way some people are crazy when it comes to their pets, I bet they'd sell pretty well.
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well considering most animals are as smart as people today, WHY NOT? LOL
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what has this world come to
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i dont weather to kill myself or everyone esle
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Shit, it's hard enuff for single people to get laid. Now even their dogs are one-upping them?
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See if everyone could just have sex with their dogs we wouldn't have this problem
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Someone has wayyyyy too much time on their hands!!!!
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Are they going to have some big ass dogs at the entrance to act as bouncers?
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