Review of the NOC by King Kamali.

[THE BOUNCER]

Just got back from the city and want to give an honest assesment for the fans:

1. Melvin should win... Represented the best overall package.

2. Second and Third "should" be between Darrem and Ahmed. Darrem was ripped to the bone but faded as pre-judging progressed. Ahmed was fucking shredded and unlike Darrem, he was getting better as time passed.

3. Pavol, Farah,and Jones will be fighting for the last remaining qualifying spots. Pavol was the most muscular man on stage but his age is starting to show... Amazing muscularity. Farah was hard but "lumpy". Richard Jones... I think the publicity machine that built him up as the #1 guy going in actually did him in. He looked good but in all honesty I believe that there were better athletes on stage... One in particular was Craig Richardson... He was hard, full, and symmetrical. I had Craig in the top 4. Now on to some other highlights:

1. Screw job of the day will go to Branch Warren. He was the freakiest man on stage... Just plain nasty. I had him way ahead of Farah.

2. Art is a monster.

3. One competitor had a belly ring... Very gay.

4. Tony Freeman was at his alltime best but still needs to be thicker.

5. Garrett Downing looked good... He also should have been placed higher.


Over all it was a good pre-judging and as always I waited by myself outside for all the MMA experts and worlds strongest men internet tough guys to beat me up but to my surprise nobody wanted to play... Maybe next time tough guys, right?

[ECKARDT]

I echo your sentiment...a dude with a belly ring is gay.

[MuGGsy]

Art is indeed a monster