Just got in a fight this afternoon... - SuperiorMuscle.com

GearTripper · #1 09-07-04, 09:12 PM

walking into my salon right after my workout from the gym.. saw this guy buggin the two girls at the front desk (i could hear them asking him to leave) so i stepped in and asked him to leave. the guy gets in my face and body-checks me and it was one... one right hook and the fucker went down. little did i know he was a self-defense instructor; so he was up in a flash and all over me like some fuckin jungle monkey tryin' to put some kind of choke hold on me. so we're all rollin' around on the floor, people are staring cops are called, and this guys spewing blood all over the fucking store. i'm more pissed that he's bleeding all over my store then about the stupid fight, so at this point it's commical and i just said "i'm done - you done?" he got up and ran out of the store and drove away. fucker bled all over my favorite workout shirt and brand new fucking shoes! had blood all over my arms and shit so the girls are all freaked that i'm bleeding to death or something. i was saying i didn't think it was my blood, so they're cleaning me off and not one single scratch... besides two knuckles on my right hand. now i gotta go get a fucking blood test! i swear i didn't think i hit him that hard - but the girls said i just clocked his ass. cops eventually showed up with the guy (guess he flagged them down or something) and were questioning us... he went first, gave his side of the story said i attacked him and shit, they looked at me and i just said self-defense - he body-checked me. so i'm getting worried that the guy is gonna press charges and shit (i was hoping he didn't know it was MY business) so at this point i'm calm and thinking clearly. i asked him if he was ok, he said yea - and that was basically that. the cops asked him to leave and not return, the cops looked me over (i swear i looked like i just murdered someone with an axe) hung out for a minute and left. so that was my interesting day. didn't get to eat so i'm starving and now i gotta go wash this blood out of everything. fuckin - a!

GearTripper · #2 09-07-04, 09:15 PM

i told the girls they better warn me next time before i get into any fights with self-defense instructors! oh and how to we know he was a self-defense instructor.. he was in the store in the first place to put up flyers for his classes... this was just too funny.

Severedties · #3 09-07-04, 09:38 PM

LOL... well done. At least you beat the shit out of a self defense instructor. If he had been a UFC fighter or something it may have been dirfferent. Congrats though.

TrippersGirl · #4 09-07-04, 09:47 PM

Always up to no good! Bad boy

redneck99 · #5 09-07-04, 10:04 PM

some people are just plain stupid.... and why would you try to body check someone at the salon where you are trying to put up flyers for yourself. Note to dumb guy... don't be a dick to people that you are trying to recruit for your services. Good to hear you taught him a lesson GT.... hope the blood stains come out. There's nothing like getting brand new shoes dirty, let alone BLOOD! Stay up bro!

Timma · #6 09-07-04, 10:09 PM

Well if he presses charges against you, press em back. Say you're suing for damages to your salon and clothing and for the customers you lost. Even though you probably didn't lose any.

Pumpdogg · #7 09-07-04, 10:28 PM

GT that is awesome. U stood up for what was right and kicked his pansy ass. LMFAO. I would not worry about the possibility of him pressing charges man. Your salon, your workers he was harrassing. You got that closed shut bro. Get your grub on and forget about it. As for your knuckles...... tatoos for the brave!!!

PD

***THE BOUNCER*** · #8 09-07-04, 10:49 PM

You own a salon?

njjuicer · #9 09-07-04, 10:57 PM

so was he a self defence instructor for toddlers? LOL

cool shit mang

GearTripper · #10 09-07-04, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
You own a salon?

tanning salon, yea i know... kinda

but i just sorta fell into it.

JUICE · #11 09-07-04, 11:12 PM

u did the right thing bro. I have 2 younger sisters and would hate it if some dude was bothering them. I would do the same for a girl any girl. I hate that crap, those guys think thier the shit when they are looking like jackasses. He got an asswhooping

notopher · #12 09-07-04, 11:13 PM

Thats funny...some self defense instructor. Usually those guys do get into your face but oh well you kicked his ass. thats funny... what does he say to his class... UMMMM i got mugged....

GearTripper · #13 09-07-04, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by njjuicer
so was he a self defence instructor for toddlers? LOL

cool shit mang

i have to admit, the guy had some moves... wrestling moves at that, but he was all over me like a wet blanket. i really don't know what he was trying to accomplish if anything. it was more or less, just holds and shit. the whole thing is funny now that i look back on it. i really didn't even think about things, just snapped... but i guess that's how trouble starts

GearTripper · #14 09-07-04, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by JUICE
u did the right thing bro. I have 2 younger sisters and would hate it if some dude was bothering them. I would do the same for a girl any girl. I hate that crap, those guys think thier the shit when they are looking like jackasses. He got an asswhooping

one my employees' husband called me earlier to thank me for stepping in... that was cool, very nice of him.

GearTripper · #15 09-07-04, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by JUICE
u did the right thing bro. I have 2 younger sisters and would hate it if some dude was bothering them. I would do the same for a girl any girl. I hate that crap, those guys think thier the shit when they are looking like jackasses. He got an asswhooping

i'm thinking about finding where his class is and trying to sign up.. whadya think? actually, i'm kinda wanting to go apologize for knocking him down - although everyone says i was in the right. it's just soo not my nature (and no i'm not on anything right now, so i can't even use that lame excuse).

njjuicer · #16 09-07-04, 11:19 PM

i find ti so funny when ppl are intot hat pushign shit when i abng out i sjut swing why le tusmoen else ge tthe first hit u are aparently smarter than the self defense instructor lol

GearTripper · #17 09-07-04, 11:20 PM

on a good note - a cop friend of mine i just spoke says i have nothing to worry about cause i'm allowed to use whatever force necessary to get someone out of MY place of business if they're asked to leave and they won't.

GearTripper · #18 09-07-04, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by njjuicer
i find ti so funny when ppl are intot hat pushign shit when i abng out i sjut swing why le tusmoen else ge tthe first hit u are aparently smarter than the self defense instructor lol

that's what i was thinking - isn't he "trained" for this type of shit? doesn't he "teach" this type of shit? if he were any good at his job, he should've taken my ass out.

JUICE · #19 09-07-04, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by GearTripper
i'm thinking about finding where his class is and trying to sign up.. whadya think? actually, i'm kinda wanting to go apologize for knocking him down - although everyone says i was in the right. it's just soo not my nature (and no i'm not on anything right now, so i can't even use that lame excuse).

that be funny

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Originally posted by GearTripper
one my employees' husband called me earlier to thank me for stepping in... that was cool, very nice of him.

if i were the husband i'd be all over the instructor too.

U did the right thing

Luftdude · #20 09-08-04, 12:08 AM

You did the right thing man. Good job!

LD

IntensityX · #21 09-08-04, 12:23 AM

That's the last time I'll try to post my flyers at your salon Gear,geez and all I was doing was trying to ask those girls for a threesome now I look like I was in a wreck you big bully

njjuicer · #22 09-08-04, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by IntensityX
That's the last time I'll try to post my flyers at your salon Gear,geez and all I was doing was trying to ask those girls for a threesome now I look like I was in a wreck you big bully

better then gettin beat up by chicks again

GearTripper · #23 09-08-04, 12:30 AM

IntensityX · #24 09-08-04, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by njjuicer
better then gettin beat up by chicks again

Hey when you have three 400lb fat women on your ass just because you got a candy bar they want you're going to get an ass whoopin like you never had,nothing more scary then a hungry fat woman,they don't care who they kill or trample when they want food

But of course that don't compare to your run in with 40 midget shemales when they raped your ass in NJ

JUICE · #25 09-08-04, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by IntensityX
Hey when you have three 400lb fat women on your ass just because you got a candy bar they want you're going to get an ass whoopin like you never had,nothing more scary then a hungry fat woman,they don't care who they kill or trample when they want food

But of course that don't compare to your run in with 40 midget shemales when they raped your ass in NJ