it's time

[urso8up]

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's
> >> time for his son, 14 year old Billy Bob, to learn the
> >> facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill
> >> repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor.
> >> Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains
> >> that it's time for his indoctrination to sex."
> >> The madam says, "Bubba, you've been such a good customer
> >> over the years, I'm going to see to your son personally."
> >> So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him
> >> upstairs, where she completes his deflowering.
> >> Later, as they are walking downstairs the madam says,
> >> "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that
> >> you get the full treatment before you leave, I'm going
> >> to give you a manicure too."
> >> Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on
> >> the town's main street.
> >> Billy Bob is actin! g a little shy, so the madam smiles and
> >> says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?"
> >> "Yes, ma'am," the boy stammers, "You're the lady that gave
> >> me the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't
> >> scratch 'em."

[urso8up]

A German, an Italian and a Redneck were on death row. The warden
> >> gave them a choice of three ways to die:
> >> 1.. to be shot
> >> 2.. to be hung
> >> 3.. to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.
> >> So the German said,"Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he
> >> was
> dead
> >> instantly). Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was
> >> dead.) Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
> >> They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.
> >> The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with
> >> this guy. Then the Redneck said "Give me another one of those
> shots,"
> >> so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from
> >> his eyes and he doubled over. So fi! nally the warden said, "What
> >> the hell is wrong with you?" The Redn eck replied, "You guys
> >> are
> so
> >> stupid, I'm wearing a condom!"

[Luftdude]

LD

[addict]

that i like the 2nd

[Severedties]

Lol... the second is the better of the two.

[jmac2222]

So this bear and rabbit are taking a shit next to each other in the woods

The bear looks at the rabbit and asks "do you ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

"no" says the rabbit

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with him