The Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work

[pudgy]

THE TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK


10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the WhiteOut.
You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress.
Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. " ... In Jesus' name. Amen."

[Hollywood]

Bwahahahaha! I lik e#1! Better not ask any questions after that, lol

[YellowJacket]

I actually think Ive used a variation of #4....

[sngldad66]

I watched a guy use number 1. It worked.

[njjuicer]

:p 1 is good lol

[bigpimpc]

lol.... drool resistance

[JUICE]

all are good