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10-08-04, 11:35 AM
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Stuff Older Guys, Like me, Would Appreciate.
What a difference 30 years can make, just look at the last 30 Years
compared to today: 1974: Long hair 2004: Longing for hair 1974: The perfect high 2004: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1974: KEG 2004: EKG 1974: Acid rock 2004: Acid reflux 1974: Moving to California because it's cool 2004: Moving to California because it's warm 1974: Growing pot 2004: Growing pot belly 1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1974: Seeds and stems 2004: Roughage 1974: Killer weed 2004: Weed killer 1974: Hoping for a BMW 2004: Hoping for a BM 1974: The Grateful Dead 2004: Dr. Kevorkian 1974: Going to a new, hip joint 2004: Receiving a new hip joint 1974: Rolling Stones 2004: Kidney Stones 1974: Being called into the principal's office 2004: Calling the principal's office 1974: Screw the system 2004: Upgrade the system 1974: Disco 2004: Costco 1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 1974: Passing the driver's test 2004: Passing the vision test 1974: Whatever 2004: Depends Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things: The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1986. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. -Their lifetime has always included AIDS. -Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. -The CD was introduced the year they were born. -They have always had an answering machine. -They have always had cable. -They cannot fathom not having a remote control. -Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. -Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. -They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. -They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are! -They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. -They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane". -They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is. -McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. -They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. Do you feel old yet? Have a nice day!
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10-08-04, 11:39 AM
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All of a sudden I feel my arthritis flaring up.
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10-08-04, 02:19 PM
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"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need." Tyler
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10-08-04, 05:02 PM
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Damn bro, you're watching too many re-runs or something if you know some of that crap, lol. BB
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10-08-04, 06:07 PM
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Instead of Sanford and Son and All in the Family, these fags today watch Queer Eye for the queer guy or whatever the fuck its called. Makes me sick.
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10-08-04, 06:38 PM
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 Bouncer, I'm gonna put some dough on your face and make some gorilla cookies, lol. Remember that one to Aunt Ester from Fred? Or, "shut up Meathead", from Archie. Damn those were great!! Along with "The Wild Wild West", and the original Star Trek. Many, many more worth watching. Please, turn the damn clock back!!! BB
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10-08-04, 06:57 PM
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old fuckers! haha lol
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10-08-04, 08:10 PM
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10-09-04, 01:20 PM
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He would always tell me to dye my hair like his. He always claimed to be striaght but me and other wondered about him. To me he's a damn fruit. I hate little sissy fags like that, feminen wussies.
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10-09-04, 04:14 PM
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beef is #1!
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10-09-04, 08:07 PM
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space moutnain i mgiht be afrid of reodent sbut that dont mean i wont bash ur skull in with ur penis pump njjuicer-2004 MOD@WCBB MOD@CF
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10-09-04, 09:23 PM
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Sponge Bob looks good on ya!  *runs up and yanks on the waistband givin ya a wedgie*I've grown up but still like to play. Life can be as fun as you want it to be!
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10-10-04, 02:37 PM
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Ha... it must suck being old.
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Perseverance Against all opposition Crushing all limitations Pure strength through solitude Discipline and determination ~Hatebreed~
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10-10-04, 03:34 PM
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10-10-04, 08:55 PM
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......and you didnt pump your own gas...they pumped it for you, checked your oil and cleaned your windshield also......I remember ALL that shit.........and picking up bottles on sat. morning and getting a nickel a piece for them......then buying me a drink and a pack of smokes and digging worms to go fishing.......
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I'm still the apple of my mama's eye........and I'm my daddy's worst fears realized
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10-11-04, 09:29 AM
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