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11-18-04, 05:30 AM
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John's Pole..............
John woke up one morning with an enormous erection, so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened, though, and was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John wrote a note, called to his little boy, and asked him to bring the note to his wife. It read:
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed. Heather answered the note with one of her own, and asked her son to take it to her husband. The note read: Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today. John read the note and scribbled a reply. He asked his son to take it to his wife. The note read: The tent pole is still up, And the canvas still spread, So drop what you're doing, And come give me some head. Heather answered the note and asked her son to deliver it to her husband. The note read: I'm sure that your pole's The best in the land. But I'm busy right now, So do it by hand!
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#2
11-18-04, 06:08 AM
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I'd send another note saying.....
If I have to rub it by hand I'll be sad as a weeping willow But not to worry my love For I shall leave proof of my work on your pillow!
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Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world. 
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#3
11-18-04, 06:19 AM
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Quote:
 You're such a romantic.
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11-18-04, 06:42 AM
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11-18-04, 11:36 AM
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beef is #1!
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11-18-04, 08:34 PM
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Rofl Bad14u
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11-19-04, 05:38 AM
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Her's another I'd send...
Do it by hand??? What a waste I'd rather have your lips So you can taste!! or SC54 could use this one.... To do it by hand would ba such a shame if I end up fuckin' your cousin you are to blame!
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Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world.
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