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#1
08-09-03, 04:05 PM
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Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everyone looks funny naked.
2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 5. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour. 6. Do you accept Visa? 7. On second thought....let's turn off the lights. 8. And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend. 9. Hope your as good looking when I'm sober. 10. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya? 11. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs. 12. I want a baby. 13. So much for the fullfillment of sexual fantasies!!! 14. Why am I doing all the work? 15. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth. 16. Did you know the ceiling needs painted? 17. I think you have it on backwards. 18. When is this supposed to feel good? 19. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 20. You're good enough to do this for a living. 21. Is that blood on the headboard? 22. Did I remember to take my pill? 23. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 24. That leak better be from the waterbed! 25. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries. 26. No, really ,I do this part better myself. 27. It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate. 28. You're almost as good as my ex. 
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#4
08-09-03, 05:07 PM
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you know. i hear that stuff all the time.
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space moutnain i mgiht be afrid of reodent sbut that dont mean i wont bash ur skull in with ur penis pump njjuicer-2004 MOD@WCBB MOD@CF
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08-10-03, 03:43 PM
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31: What was your name again?
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Let the pretty boys sculpt thier physiques. The only think that interests me is walking through those gym doors and squeezing out an outrageous set that no one else can match.
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#12
08-10-03, 03:47 PM
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7. On second thought....let's turn off the lights.
LOL...that's one that you just act upon and don't say a word.
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#13
08-10-03, 04:22 PM
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Those are pretty funny!
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#14
08-10-03, 07:38 PM
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Here's afew of my unofficial quotes..
 You remind me of your sister in this position.. While you're down there, scratch alittle to the left.. Hold my beer, will ya? (on the phone) Hi Mom! Me? Oh nothing happening here.. Ok, commercial break's over.. Did your mother teach you that tongue trick? I better get an office with a view after this..
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Ha ha! Not here! 
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that'd be the worst
