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03-02-05, 06:27 AM
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March 14.......finally a mans holiday
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
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03-02-05, 08:37 AM
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#8
03-02-05, 08:50 AM
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 It's weird, because my girl used to blow me all the time, and we would have sex at least 4-5 times a week. You may as kiss all that good bye bro.We actually went to see a counselor because it's caused us to conflict alot. I don't feel like a boyfriend anymore, but rather a roomate with the occasional episode of sex. Get used to jerkin your gerkin, because it can take up to 9 months for the hormones to rebalance, and her sex drive to come back 
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gearjunky@cyber-rights.net  You never know what you may find if you look hard enough. It may be right under your nose....or above it  That's my girl in the avatar so show some respect.
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03-02-05, 09:03 AM
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Oh dear!
I always sent out 5-6 Valintine cards to my sweeties. Does this mean I have to visit each one and give them all BJ's? This new holiday is going to be exhausting!
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03-02-05, 09:23 AM
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Well i never got my card does that mean you, are not paying me my visit on the 14th
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03-02-05, 09:59 AM
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No, you don't have to visit them all, just me and Stromba.  When I told Stromba there's a new men's holiday coming up he said, "What is it, National Blowjob Day?" LOL
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03-02-05, 06:05 PM
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03-02-05, 08:01 PM
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that sounds like a regular saturday to me
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03-03-05, 05:14 AM
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 --that's to all you who get that action. Ever since I got married, my wife's opinion has been why do that when you can have intercourse? She clearly doesn't understand a mans needs!
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03-03-05, 11:01 PM
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For us it's gotten better over the years...all 20 of em! Honestly, what could be more enjoyable and cost absolutely nothing?
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03-04-05, 12:34 PM
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But I completely agree (of course ) .
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03-04-05, 12:40 PM
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I don't know if the same will go for me. Through the whole relationship so far I havn't been able to keep up. Maybe if I start another test cycle I will be able too. Being with my girlfriend has been completely different for the better than any other woman I have been with. Her being from Poland seems to make a huge difference on the way she thinks.
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03-04-05, 12:45 PM
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gearjunky@cyber-rights.net You never know what you may find if you look hard enough. It may be right under your nose....or above it That's my girl in the avatar so show some respect.
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03-04-05, 01:45 PM
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Not that I don't get plenty now, but I'll be sure to bring this up.
One can never get to many Blow Jobs.  
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I'm gonna be outa the country on March 14th-I'm gonna miss the celebration! I guess thats fair--I was gone for Valentines Day, too!
