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03-22-05, 09:41 AM
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Jokes
Students in an advanced biology class were
>> taking a mid term test . >> The last question was >> "Name seven advantages of mothers milk," >> worth 70 points or none at all. >> One student who had also partied the night before, >> was hard put to think of seven advantages. >> He finally wrote: >> >> 1. It is a perfect formula for the child. >> >> 2. It provides immunity against several diseases. >> >> 3. It is always available as needed. >> >> 4. It is always at the right temperature >> >> 5 It is inexpensive >> >> 6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa. >> >> >> And then, the student was stuck. >> Finally, just before the bell indicating >> the end of the test rang, he wrote....... >> >> 7. It comes in such cute containers. >> >> He got an "A" >>
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03-22-05, 09:41 AM
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A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks
> >over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. > > > >The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time > >now. Do you know him?" > > > >"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that > >since I left him seven years ago." > > > >"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could > >celebrate that long."
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03-22-05, 09:42 AM
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Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the
> >> night, in search of a glass of water. > >> Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his > >> folks in 'the act'. > >> Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! > >> Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" > >> Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable > >> questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, > >> agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. > >> Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. > >> Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me > >> and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
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03-22-05, 10:11 AM
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The 3rd one is hilarious!!!
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03-22-05, 11:41 AM
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good stuff...
if you have more keep posting them
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03-22-05, 11:43 AM
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Quote:
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