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Old 06-06-05, 09:26 PM
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Sick joke i heard today
How is a woman and a freezer different?









Freezers dont fart when you pull the meat out.

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Well one I don't advocate in real life AT ALL but thought was funny when I heard it:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?














Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.
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Thats funny s*#t.
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lmao
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lol...first time I heard that joke I thought the person telling said..."what do you do with a woman with two black guys" and I was gonna say..."Leave her alone because she is probably busy"
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why did cave men drag women by their hair?









cause if you drag them by their feet, they fill up with dirt...

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