What a man wants

[beefcake]

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop.

The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"

"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.

First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.

Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town.

Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along."

[Goddess72]

funny

[coffee-guy]

Originally Posted by beefcake

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop.

The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"

"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.

First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.

Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town.

Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along."

Been there Bro - That's too funny!!!!!!!

Even though some women with children seem to be tighter than other's my sympathies go out to Shibby and Rock - maybe they'll keep us posted

[beefcake]

Originally Posted by fog_hat1981

Even though some women with children seem to be tighter than other's

And you know this how? You mother-fucker. Literally.

[Goddess72]

What about mom's who had c-section ???? and woman can make thier pussy tight if they wanted to by working those muscles so you cant say a child makes you loose it's the woman's choice weather or not she want's to work on having a grip down stairs ....lol , it's funny cause the only way a man can get bigger is the pump or implants you poor poor things

[coffee-guy]

Originally Posted by Goddess72

What about mom's who had c-section ???? and woman can make thier pussy tight if they wanted to by working those muscles so you cant say a child makes you loose it's the woman's choice weather or not she want's to work on having a grip down stairs ....lol , it's funny cause the only way a man can get bigger is the pump or implants you poor poor things

ALL women are different - I've been with "virgins" that weren't as tight as mother's who had vaginal birth's. It's all a matter of nature - I understand that the muscles can be worked (to an extent) but how the hell would a man breach that subject with a woman?

Most women aren't going to take it lightly if their man says "hey - can you work out your pussy so that you aren't as loose?" That would be the equivalent of a woman asking her man for a strap on so she can enjoy some extra length/girth (whatever he's lacking).

Please enlighten me on how you would want to be approached...

[Severedties]

ahahaha

[therock]

Originally Posted by fog_hat1981

Been there Bro - That's too funny!!!!!!!

Even though some women with children seem to be tighter than other's my sympathies go out to Shibby and Rock - maybe they'll keep us posted

Shit I hope she aint loose after the baby! We aint married, but I love her!

[Luftdude]

LD

[coffee-guy]

Originally Posted by therock

Shit I hope she aint loose after the baby! We aint married, but I love her!

Trust me bro - IT WILL BE DIFFERENT - to say the least. It won't neccesarily stay that way if she doesn't want it to. However, I am still waiting for "Goddess72" to give us men some pointers if the woman isn't doing her part. Maybe Puddles/Dreamgirl or someone else will find this thread and help mankind in how to breach this subject...

[space mountain]

lol!

[beefcake]

You know how women are. They aren't going to work to make the puss any tighter, they're going to work to find a guy with a bigger dick. So it's probably in your best interest to not say anything about it and just make it work. LOL.

[coffee-guy]

Originally Posted by beefcake

You know how women are. They aren't going to work to make the puss any tighter, they're going to work to find a guy with a bigger dick. So it's probably in your best interest to not say anything about it and just make it work. LOL.

Great Advice for Mankind

[Pumpdogg]

Originally Posted by beefcake

You know how women are. They aren't going to work to make the puss any tighter, they're going to work to find a guy with a bigger dick. So it's probably in your best interest to not say anything about it and just make it work. LOL.

PD

[therock]

Originally Posted by beefcake

You know how women are. They aren't going to work to make the puss any tighter, they're going to work to find a guy with a bigger dick. So it's probably in your best interest to not say anything about it and just make it work. LOL.

LOL!

[meat12]

[wheyman]

Originally Posted by fog_hat1981

Trust me bro - IT WILL BE DIFFERENT - to say the least. It won't neccesarily stay that way if she doesn't want it to. However, I am still waiting for "Goddess72" to give us men some pointers if the woman isn't doing her part. Maybe Puddles/Dreamgirl or someone else will find this thread and help mankind in how to breach this subject...

Please let me know what the trick...My wifes sex drive is like a 70 year old man!!

[Puddles]

The joke was so funny I had to read it to Stromba here.

Women, weather they've had vaginal births or not should do kegels (that's the exercise to keep things tight inside). Maybe a conversation like, "Hey, I just read this article and I think it's a great idea." Then hand her an article on kegel exercises. Give it a few weeks and one day a little while after you've had sex, ask her if she's been doing the kegals. If she says yes, tell her you noticed a difference (even if you didn't, it'll be good insipration to keep them up). If she says no, tell her to try it because it's supposed to help make things more pleasurable. It will not only make intercourse more pleasurable for the guy but it will really help her out too.

You can do a search on Google on Kegel exercises and you'll find the right article for your girl. Here are 2 articles, written very differently but both will give her an idea of how and why to do kegels.

http://www.mwsexual.com/readingroom/...-exercises.htm

http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Spa/4502/vagex.html

Also, kegels are very good for guys to do as well. http://www.askmen.com/love/love_tip_60/67_love_tip.html

[beefcake]

Originally Posted by Puddles

The joke was so funny I had to read it to Stromba here.

Women, weather they've had vaginal births or not should do kegels (that's the exercise to keep things tight inside). Maybe a conversation like, "Hey, I just read this article and I think it's a great idea." Then hand her an article on kegel exercises. Give it a few weeks and one day a little while after you've had sex, ask her if she's been doing the kegals. If she says yes, tell her you noticed a difference (even if you didn't, it'll be good insipration to keep them up). If she says no, tell her to try it because it's supposed to help make things more pleasurable. It will not only make intercourse more pleasurable for the guy but it will really help her out too.

You can do a search on Google on Kegel exercises and you'll find the right article for your girl. Here are 2 articles, written very differently but both will give her an idea of how and why to do kegels.

Guess that's a good indirect way of bringing the subject up. However I still think it could be potentially dangerous and back fire on you. Grab a twix and just hand her the article and see what she says. "Honey, do you think my cooch is loose?" At this point would be a good time to pop that twix you have on hand.

[Puddles]

Originally Posted by beefcake

"Honey, do you think my cooch is loose?"

And you reply, "Not really, but the kegels sound like they'd be good for both of us. I'm gonna start doing them too!" If you make it sound like it's more for her benefit she might be more inclined to do them. If she starts doing them, she'll likely arouse herself and be more interested in sex too.