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What a coincidence
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at
the bar next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," said the woman. "What a coincidence," said the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" said the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?" " I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said. Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts will.
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lol
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WOMAN lol
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bwahahahahaha!!! now that was funny!!!
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