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A true playa
One evening, Mike went over to his friend, Terry's, house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open and no panties on.
He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said, "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife said, "Well, you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said, "I'll see you then." The next day Mike went over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.
Later Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today?" Thinking she had been caught, she said "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said "Good, because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and he said he would leave it with you." NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYAH!!!!
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01-04-06, 01:12 PM
