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03-20-06, 02:19 PM
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Top 15 Police Comments
The following top 15 police comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country:
#15: "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14: "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13: "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12: "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." #11: "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #10: "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #9: "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8: "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7: "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doo." #6: "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5: "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4: "Just how big were those two beers?" #3: "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." #2: "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours At least you know someone who can post your bail." #1: "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." 
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03-20-06, 09:17 PM
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lol
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#6
03-20-06, 10:00 PM
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that's hilarious
I think I should compile a list of 15 things I've heard people say to me while checking IDs...or if someone finds a list like that, that'd be cool
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03-21-06, 05:32 PM
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:laughnew:
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03-22-06, 07:42 AM
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03-22-06, 11:17 AM
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