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06-24-07, 10:06 AM
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You know you're a bodybuilder when...
I thought it would be fun to try and get one of these threads going:
You know you're a bodybuilder when... Co-workers ask what you're having for lunch and you can't figure out which meal to tell them about.
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#2
06-24-07, 10:08 AM
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You know you're a bodybuilder when...
You are at the grocery store buying your weekly groceries and the cashier asks you where's the party at.
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06-24-07, 11:31 AM
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someone farts at a party and everyone giggles, so you do it and everyone rolls around on the floor pretending to be sick
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06-24-07, 12:52 PM
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anywhere you go people say "are you one of those WWE guys".
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06-24-07, 12:53 PM
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people ask you to bounce your chest
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06-24-07, 12:53 PM
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people say, "can i call you when i need to move out of my house".
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06-24-07, 12:54 PM
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people ask, "how much milk do you drink." lol
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06-24-07, 02:21 PM
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A local pharmacist has recently refused to sell me syringes.When i got shittin bout it she said she doesnt have to sell them when she suspects illegal activity.I say what illegal activity, she says steroids..I guess thats the down side to doing 3 bulkers in a row.
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06-25-07, 06:44 AM
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06-25-07, 09:16 AM
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06-25-07, 11:53 AM
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When a pesonal trainer asks you to bounce her party
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06-25-07, 12:45 PM
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When you're checking out at the grocery store, and the cashier tells you that eating that many eggs is bad for you
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06-25-07, 01:34 PM
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geez, how often do u work out!???
response: "I don't even know where there's a gym!" =P
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06-25-07, 02:11 PM
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06-25-07, 02:30 PM
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WHEN YOU GO TO GET MAINSTREAM CLOTHES AND NOTHING FITS
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06-25-07, 06:49 PM
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When you got to the public restrooms you check your abs on the mirror after washed your hands.
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06-25-07, 06:52 PM
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You take your shirt off and start posing front of a store because there is a great natural light reflecting from the window.
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06-25-07, 09:48 PM
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06-25-07, 09:50 PM
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 You deleted my shit
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06-26-07, 01:52 PM
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they think you want to help them move shit. just cuz i hit the w8ts doesnt mean i wanna help you move your fuking couch lol
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06-26-07, 03:29 PM
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