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redback · #1 08-08-07, 11:51 PM

There is this kid who works in our building and whenever he is behind me he has the balls to throw a punch behind my back, he thinks he some fuckin karate fuggin 1st dan or some bullshit, when i turn around he goes " im faster than you". he is a little asian stick. I kinda laughed at first but now its started to piss me off, i think im gona grab him and throw him out the fuckin window, he should make a nice mess when he falls 8 stories and splatters all over the pavement.

bobbacklund · #2 08-09-07, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by redback

There is this kid who works in our building and whenever he is behind me he has the balls to throw a punch behind my back, he thinks he some fuckin karate fuggin 1st dan or some bullshit, when i turn around he goes \" im faster than you\". he is a little asian stick. I kinda laughed at first but now its started to piss me off, i think im gona grab him and throw him out the fuckin window, he should make a nice mess when he falls 8 stories and splatters all over the pavement.

easy testo boy

hitmansb · #3 08-09-07, 02:22 AM

Grab him by the throat and pin him against the wall. Not too hard...just hard enough to let him know that he's been pwned.

***THE BOUNCER*** · #4 08-09-07, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by redback

There is this kid who works in our building and whenever he is behind me he has the balls to throw a punch behind my back, he thinks he some fuckin karate fuggin 1st dan or some bullshit, when i turn around he goes " im faster than you". he is a little asian stick. I kinda laughed at first but now its started to piss me off, i think im gona grab him and throw him out the fuckin window, he should make a nice mess when he falls 8 stories and splatters all over the pavement.

ya, fuck that. a little joke once in awhile is fine but that kind of shit would piss me off too. i would let him know and then if he continues, continue to toss him out the window.

redback · #5 08-09-07, 09:51 AM

yeah trouble is in that work envioronment you gotta be carefull, if i touch anyone then im out the door pretty much

babyblues · #6 08-09-07, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by redback

yeah trouble is in that work envioronment you gotta be carefull, if i touch anyone then im out the door pretty much

Um...sucker punch in the back even as a joke would qualify as "touch" wouldn't it? Tell him you don't appreciate it and if he keeps doing it, you'll have a chat with the boss.

coffee-guy · #7 08-09-07, 03:06 PM

Scare his ass outside of work - if you're not comfortable with that then know that what he's doing most likely falls under harassment codes in your office and HR will take care of him if you wish to play it safe...

Mr incredible · #8 08-09-07, 04:07 PM

just say, there there little guy, its not your fault I've shit bigger than you but lets not get all jelous

house1 · #9 08-09-07, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by THE BOUNCER

ya, fuck that. a little joke once in awhile is fine but that kind of shit would piss me off too. i would let him know and then if he continues, continue to toss him out the window.

:laughnew: agree

NYCmitch25 · #10 08-09-07, 07:41 PM

ask him if he wants to eat through a straw for the rest of his life.

redback · #11 08-09-07, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by babyblues

Um...sucker punch in the back even as a joke would qualify as "touch" wouldn't it? Tell him you don't appreciate it and if he keeps doing it, you'll have a chat with the boss.

thing is he's not actually makin contact, its just that fuggin anoying, i think the idea of gettin him outta work sounds good, maybe i could pick him up by his feet and then hang him upside down and continuously bang his head on the pavement, that would be a fun way of expressing my anoyance

babyblues · #12 08-10-07, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by redback

thing is he's not actually makin contact, its just that fuggin anoying, i think the idea of gettin him outta work sounds good, maybe i could pick him up by his feet and then hang him upside down and continuously bang his head on the pavement, that would be a fun way of expressing my anoyance

Well, than that's different. If he isn't actually touching you, than you gotta get over yourself. lol

redback · #13 08-10-07, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by babyblues

Well, than that's different. If he isn't actually touching you, than you gotta get over yourself. lol

i will take that on board and quickly dismiss it

decadecadeca · #14 08-10-07, 11:57 PM

Fuck his sister and take pics.

Even if that doesn't get him to stop you're still doin alright.

**ROCKETW19** · #15 08-11-07, 12:54 AM

you have to tell him you dont like to play like that! he could be one of thoes retards that plays around like that all the time with his other friends. if you tell him thats not cool and you dont like it, you have a green light to take him down if he does it again. if you dont tell him he might think it is ok. then you take me down and hes like WTF. dont punch him at work just take him down. after work do as you please.

The_Grinder · #16 08-11-07, 11:30 AM

I work at a golf course and a bunch of fuck 16 and 17 year old fuckers work with the golf carts. There was one in particular who had a little bit of little man syndrome with me. He would fuck around and try to push me all the time. Sometimes he would even like grab me from behind and shit just playing around. Problem is I don't like playin around like that. To me there is nothing in between just being calm and relaxed, (like I am 99% of the time) and some serious fuckin problems. One day I was ringing someone up on the register when he comes behind me and hits me in the kidney. I laughed it off but as soon as the customer left I grabbed him by his throat and threw him down 8 feet of stairs. Since I had seen him smoking weed on the job before he didnt say shit to the big boss man. He hasnt fucked with me since, he wont even look me in the eyes.

Anyway, just make it clear to this little bastard that you dont like playing around that. Its just not what some people are all about, including myself. But you actually have to physically show him. Telling him to stop and making threats will only egg them on and make it worse. But it sounds like you have a more serious job than I do so I'd handle it outside of work or rat his ass out. (I'm not really a big fan of the second option but its better than getting fired or arrested.)

hlcn8 · #17 08-12-07, 08:35 PM

you hitting him would be perceived in the mind of any HR person as the equivalent of mike tyson smacking a little old grandmother around... you'll lose that situation and then he'll talk smack to all his friends about getting you fired. What you need to do is sit down w/ him and a third, neutral party (HR if possible), explain that it frustrates and annoys you and have HR explain that even the semblance of violence in the workplace cannot be tolerated.

I know this all sounds like it should end w/ "and then everyone gets to talk about their feelings..." but any situation in which you react aggressively is one which you would lose.