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redback · #1 09-24-07, 09:02 PM

Police: 'Hungry' Man Rips Off Duck's Head
Denver Man Under Arrest In Minnesota

POSTED: 5:21 am MDT September 24, 2007
UPDATED: 6:32 pm MDT September 24, 2007

ST. PAUL, Minn. -- A Denver man who witnesses say ripped the head off a tame duck that lived in a pond in a hotel lobby was charged Monday with a felony count of animal cruelty.

A police officer said that Scott Clark, a guest at the Embassy Suites Hotel in St. Paul, cornered the duck early Saturday, ripped its head off and turned to onlookers and said: "I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat it."

"He was allegedly drunk," St. Paul police Sgt. John Wuorinen said.

If convicted, Clark could face up to two years in prison and be fined $5,000. Clark appeared in court Monday, where his bond was set at $10,000.

A security officer told police that Clark cornered the duck against a brick wall, grabbed the duck, and while holding its body with one hand, ripped its head off with the other hand in a "jerking type motion."

Clark took the body of the duck up to the fifth floor and at that point, was detained by security officers.

Police found the body of the duck lying just outside the elevator. The duck's head was found in the hotel's pond with feathers and blood strewn about the hotel lobby.

Police said there were drops of blood on Clark's shirt, and when he was arrested, Clark told police he works for the federal government. He demanded to know the officers' names and said when it was all over, he would have their jobs.

When told that he was in trouble, Clark said, "Why, because I killed it out of season? Big deal. It's a f****** duck," according to the criminal complaint. (Read criminal complaint.)

A humane society official called the incident "unconscionable," but also criticizes the hotel for keeping live ducks in the lobby.

"I think Embassy Suites needs to take another look at this and review how they keep ducks safe, or use fish like most hotels would use," said Tim Shields. "This sort of behavior by someone is very troubling. Someone who would attack a duck in a public place like that, an animal in a public place like that, supposedly announce they're going to eat it, is a pretty serious matter. And in fact, in Minnesota it would be a felony."

The Embassy Suites keeps eight domesticated ducks as pets for the enjoyment of hotel guests and visitors. The ducks roam the pond area and planted walkways, located in the atrium of the hotel. The ducks are especially trained to live in the hotel and cost about $400 each, according to the hotel's general manager.

Clark's next court appearance is Oct. 16.

rado · #2 09-25-07, 05:38 AM

Yummy:laughnew:

redback · #3 09-25-07, 07:34 AM

Ya think thats funny do ya mate? Sounds like something only a fuckin loser would do

**FitnessBrat** · #4 09-25-07, 07:52 AM

Completely uncalled for - that's sick behavior...

rado · #5 09-25-07, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by FitnessBrat

Completely uncalled for - that's sick behavior...

And so is eating boogers

rado · #6 09-25-07, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by redback

Ya think thats funny do ya mate? Sounds like something only a fuckin loser would do

Yea it's fucking funny mate

Chill out and go eat a bloomin onion or something...You fucking aussie's are nothing but smelly fucking people anyways...Now that's funny:laughnew:

gymratin · #7 09-25-07, 08:24 AM

yeah thats pretty disgusting - id a ripped dudes head off

redback · #8 09-25-07, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by rado

Yea it's fucking funny mate

Chill out and go eat a bloomin onion or something...You fucking aussie's are nothing but smelly fucking people anyways...Now that's funny:laughnew:

Lmao..go eat an onion? What the fuck is wrong with you ya stupid little prick, for someone who claims ya so happy you sure seem like ya got a big chip on ya shoulder. What wrong, is it cause she made ya wait 3 months? Your a fuckin idiot.

rado · #9 09-25-07, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by redback

Lmao..go eat an onion? What the fuck is wrong with you ya stupid little prick, for someone who claims ya so happy you sure seem like ya got a big chip on ya shoulder. What wrong, is it cause she made ya wait 3 months? Your a fuckin idiot.

I love it...:laughnew: Chip? Not me kid...

Funny how much of an ass you are for falling for it...lol...You aussie's crack me up...

redback · #10 09-25-07, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by rado

I love it...:laughnew: Chip? Not me kid...

Funny how much of an ass you are for falling for it...lol...You aussie's crack me up...

Good luck to your wife, shes gona need it.

***THE BOUNCER*** · #11 09-25-07, 09:06 AM

rado shut the fuck up. i hate when you come here and act like a completely different person from the day before. you need some fucking meds for your split personality. why is ripping off a ducks head funny? explain it to me. now sit down and shut the fuck up.

rado · #12 09-25-07, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by THE BOUNCER

rado shut the fuck up. i hate when you come here and act like a completely different person from the day before. you need some fucking meds for your split personality. why is ripping off a ducks head funny? explain it to me. now sit down and shut the fuck up.

another one:laughnew:

I was fucking joking with him...You want to talk about split personality here ALPHA boy?...You have NO ROOM to talk shit...

***THE BOUNCER*** · #13 09-25-07, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by rado

another one:laughnew:

I was fucking joking with him...You want to talk about split personality here ALPHA boy?...You have NO ROOM to talk shit...

i am always the same. if you had acted like an asshole yesterday, i would have said the same thing. when you come here and act normal and dont try to start shit i am always nice to you. it is you that changes and i just react.

rado · #14 09-25-07, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by THE BOUNCER

i am always the same. if you had acted like an asshole yesterday, i would have said the same thing. when you come here and act normal and dont try to start shit i am always nice to you. it is you that changes and i just react.

Riiiight...You've had your bipolar issues before...Believe me you've had...Anyways...How's life?

***THE BOUNCER*** · #15 09-25-07, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by rado

Riiiight...You've had your bipolar issues before...Believe me you've had...Anyways...How's life?

fuck off mother fucker.... i kill youuuuuuuuu.

oh sorry, have to go take my meds.

rado · #16 09-25-07, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by THE BOUNCER

fuck off mother fucker.... i kill youuuuuuuuu.

oh sorry, have to go take my meds.

Must be roid rage

***THE BOUNCER*** · #17 09-25-07, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rado

Must be roid rage

been off for a month! staying lean and eating real clean this time. i think part of the reason i always got depressed after going off is that i would start eating more to "keep my gaines". week by week I would put on a little fat and it made me feel like shit. staying lean has kept me feeling good and looking good.

rado · #18 09-25-07, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by THE BOUNCER

been off for a month! staying lean and eating real clean this time. i think part of the reason i always got depressed after going off is that i would start eating more to "keep my gaines". week by week I would put on a little fat and it made me feel like shit. staying lean has kept me feeling good and looking good.

I still think you're a skinny little wigger

But it's ok...I still love your punk ass

Timma · #19 09-25-07, 02:25 PM

Oh stop your lover's quarrels.

curtus e flush · #20 09-25-07, 02:47 PM

man thats sick. guys not rite in the head