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09-11-03, 01:48 PM
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09-11-03, 02:32 PM
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~~Fate does not come to us from the outside...it goes forth from within.~~
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09-11-03, 02:34 PM
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How did Bouncer's mother stop him from crying when he was a little baby?
She put the pacifier back in his ass. 
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09-11-03, 02:41 PM
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09-11-03, 02:44 PM
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09-11-03, 02:52 PM
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Him: You know what it feels like to have to go pee really bad?
Her: Yes Him: Then feel me and see if I gotta go!
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09-11-03, 02:58 PM
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09-11-03, 10:53 PM
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A man is standing at the register of a hardware store while a clerk rings up his items.
"Excuse me, sir," says a woman in line behind the man. "But I couldn't help but notice back in the plumbing supplies aisle that you were calling your wife Crisco. Is that her real name?" "Oh, no," says the man. "That's just a pet name I use for her in public." "What do you call her at home?" ask the woman. "Lard Ass" replied the man.
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09-11-03, 10:59 PM
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FB's bitch!! 
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09-11-03, 11:31 PM
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One more:
A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. "I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time." "You miss me that much?" she asks. "No," he says. "But it kept me from coming too fast.
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09-12-03, 07:41 AM
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09-12-03, 08:18 AM
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
>screwed him for ten million bucks. > >This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his >attorney, who knows sign language. > >The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you >embezzled from me?" > >The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 >million dollars is hidden. > >The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." > >The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're >talking about." > >That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol,puts it to the >bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!" > >The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you >don't tell him!" > >The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown >briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in >Queens!" > >The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?" > >The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the >trigger.
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