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01-15-08, 02:03 PM
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Darwin Awards: some people are just idiots
The 2007 Darwin Award Winners
i don't know who here has heard of these. it gives out awards to people who died because of their stupidity 
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01-15-08, 02:03 PM
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here is the winner
AND THE 2007 DARWIN AWARD WINNER IS... THE ENEMA WITHIN (Confirmed True by Darwin) May 2004, Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address! When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead. The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. Toxicology reports measured his blood alcohol level as 0.47%. In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident. REFERENCES: 2007 Darwin Award: The Enema Within
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01-15-08, 02:06 PM
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Our company commander in the Army used to read them to us during safety briefings to give examples of what stupidity can get you into. Funny shit.
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01-15-08, 02:07 PM
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here is one from iraq
2003, Iraq) Securing an Iraqi ammunition holding area became a bit of a problem when my unit took over this large piece of real estate. Looters periodically showed up to steal brass from the tank and artillery rounds stored in the bunkers. These guys had simple tools: HAMMERS and CHISELS. And, as 98% of Iraqis smoke, this made for an even more interesting day. One day we saw five looters sneak into a bunker. As we made our way towards the bunker to apprehend them, the bunker exploded. It was a few days before we could get close to the demolished bunker. When we were able to investigate, we ascertained that the looters had either struck a spark while hitting a tank round with hammer and chisel, or one or all were enjoying their finest tobacco while striking the tank round. Either way, the outcome was the demise of five insurgents. Original Submission
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