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Old 01-22-08, 08:54 PM
Nerdy Biology Pick Up Lines....
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1. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
2. Your skin is so smooth.... like endoplasmic reticulum." Or…
3. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
4. You're so hot you denature my proteins
5. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
6. You must be auxin, because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
7. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
8. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
9. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
10. It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
11. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
12. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
13. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
14. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
15. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
16. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
17. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you
18. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
19. Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
20. I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
21. You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
22. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
23. Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
24. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
25. Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.

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Old 01-22-08, 09:14 PM
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Shibby did you tell her to post these?
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Old 01-22-08, 09:21 PM
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ooooh i know what number 19 means! thats about it tho..
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Old 01-22-08, 10:10 PM
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thats good.........some guy hit on my friend wit similar pick up lines, when she told me that i was laughing my ass off
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Old 01-22-08, 10:40 PM
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I'd respond with:

1. Sorry, I don't date outside my phylum.
2. My microscope only goes to 100X.
3. Does your neuron only fire on alternate Wednesdays?

I'm sure I can think up more if I try....
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Old 01-23-08, 06:44 AM
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Shibby did you tell her to post these?
No, she is just sharing some of the nerd in her that I get to love every day.
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Old 01-23-08, 07:20 AM
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I am glad you are liking it
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Old 01-23-08, 09:56 AM
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i guess i am not a nerd because i have no clue what any of them mean. lol
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Old 01-23-08, 10:02 AM
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i guess i am not a nerd because i have no clue what any of them mean. lol
geek...

I like # 19...
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Old 01-23-08, 10:03 AM
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i'm a bio major so these REALLY cracked me up!
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Old 01-23-08, 02:01 PM
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geek...

I like # 19...
of coarse you do, who dont like rocketw19
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Old 01-23-08, 04:37 PM
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i'm a bio major so these REALLY cracked me up!
I am also a Bio major
and I thought some of them are hilarious!

Bouncer, don't worry, maybe one day you will catch up
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Old 01-24-08, 08:34 AM
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18 is funny
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