Clogged my toilet and it overflowed.

[THE BOUNCER]

Was having my morning dump before the gym today and I guess it was to much for the toilet to take. lol. It didnt flush the first time and like a dipshit I tried to flush it again. Well that made it overflow. Nothing like cleaning up water on the floor with piss and shit in it.

Just thought you guys might like to know that.

[dna9488]

Why didn't u just call Rado?????

[Stonecold54]

Originally Posted by dna9488

Why didn't u just call Rado?????

he probably shit out rado

[hitmansb]

Time to upgrade your crapper:

TOTO USA

[NewbieChris]

sucks, cleaning up poop is no fun.

[adamuscle]

[ufeelmypain]

yep, shoulda called rado rooter

[caged]

Originally Posted by ufeelmypain

yep, shoulda called rado rooter

lol

[Gecko1980]

thanks for the info buddy, Wtf thats funny... Not that it happened but why you would tell us

[THE BOUNCER]

Originally Posted by Gecko1980

Not that it happened but why you would tell us

not that it happened? in other words you don't believe i clogged the toilet? lol

[NewbieChris]

Originally Posted by THE BOUNCER

not that it happened? in other words you don't believe i clogged the toilet? lol

No, its funny that you told us...not that it happened. Although the thought of you cleaning poop off the floor is kinda funny. I bet Sana would kick your ass if you left it for her.

[THE BOUNCER]

i still dont get the "not that it happened" part. it did happen. lmao

[NewbieChris]

Originally Posted by THE BOUNCER

i still dont get the "not that it happened" part. it did happen. lmao

Okay...He is saying that the second statement he made is funny, not the first.

thats funny, NOT THAT IT HAPPENED, but that you would tell us

Easier to read it that way?

[THE BOUNCER]

ahh, basically, its not funny that is happened. i see.

[NewbieChris]

Next time you should make a video of you cleaning up so we can post it all over the internet and everyone can laugh with you...

[Gecko1980]

holy crap.. sorry i didn't explain better lol... I believe you I'm just surprised you told us... Funny as hell though..

[The_Grinder]

HAha. That's great. That competes with my experience with trying to cut off the gas going to my electric stove. (As far as dipshitness that is.)

[decadecadeca]

When I first started dating my wife to be I went over to pick her up one day at her parent's house where she had been for the day. I hadn't really got to the comfortable stage with her folks yet so we were still pretty formal with each other. I had to shit so bad I got cramps, cold sweats etc...and just couldn't take it anymore. Wound up taking a shit so big it spanned the bowl like a fucking suspension bridge. Tried flushing, no dice. Tried squirting shampoo on it to lube it up then flush, just made shitty bubbles. I tried everything I could think of then finally gave up and called for my wife. Asked her where they keep the damn plunger and she says......"Oh, I don't think they have one!".....WHAT THE FUCK??? Who the hell doesn't have a plunger? After some thinking and true McGyver ingenuity I fashioned a hooked cutter out of a bent coat hanger and chopped the giant turd into smaller flushable sections like a poop lumberjack. That was almost ten years ago and I still avoid using their toilet.

[hitmansb]

This would happen to me exactly one time...that's all it'd take for me to go out and buy a super-powered toilet.

[THE BOUNCER]

Originally Posted by decadecadeca

I fashioned a hooked cutter out of a bent coat hanger and chopped the giant turd into smaller flushable sections like a poop lumberjack.

made my day. ahahah

[THE BOUNCER]

Originally Posted by hitmansb

This would happen to me exactly one time...that's all it'd take for me to go out and buy a super-powered toilet.

apartment = not an option.

[sana]

Assface is the master of poop. It is a very rare title granted only to those who consistantly clog up the shitter.

[goliath]

Originally Posted by decadecadeca

When I first started dating my wife to be I went over to pick her up one day at her parent's house where she had been for the day. I hadn't really got to the comfortable stage with her folks yet so we were still pretty formal with each other. I had to shit so bad I got cramps, cold sweats etc...and just couldn't take it anymore. Wound up taking a shit so big it spanned the bowl like a fucking suspension bridge. Tried flushing, no dice. Tried squirting shampoo on it to lube it up then flush, just made shitty bubbles. I tried everything I could think of then finally gave up and called for my wife. Asked her where they keep the damn plunger and she says......"Oh, I don't think they have one!".....WHAT THE FUCK??? Who the hell doesn't have a plunger? After some thinking and true McGyver ingenuity I fashioned a hooked cutter out of a bent coat hanger and chopped the giant turd into smaller flushable sections like a poop lumberjack. That was almost ten years ago and I still avoid using their toilet.

that cracked me up!

my ex-wifes parents are the really rich-snobby type. very old fashioned and proper. i had to take a crap really bad one day and decided to use the bathroom upstairs, in the farthest corner of the house, in a guest room thinking it would be private and safe. well, mid grunt her mom walks into the bathroom to get something and the stench was just horrible. we're talking a dozen egg whites mixed with whey powder and left to rot in your intestines all day...nasty. dear god...i will never forget the look on her face. i was cracking up as soon as she ran from the restroom. she never acknowledged that it happened...to this day, not a word about it. which makes it even more funny to me...