The Robin Williams Plan for America

[Stonecold54]

The Robin Williams Plan for America
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough to make them acquiesce.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses."

She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

[Gongshow]

lol nice!

[speedracer59]

there ya go.

[Shibby]

I love it. It's like the whole business aspect of

"Piss one person off and 10 people will hear about it. Make 10 people happy and 1 may hear about it."

[Incredible Bulk]

LOL

[saturn]

Good plan....If only we would follow it.

[Stonecold54]

of course I couldn't completely endorse this plan because then how would I get my gear from mexico.

[Tinfish]

I like it.

[teekahty]

seems pretty damn simple to me...

[urso8up]

I like it lets geterdone

[Gongshow]

Originally posted by stonecold54
of course I couldn't completely endorse this plan because then how would I get my gear from mexico.

[kwik20r]

Hell yeah, I don't think there was one thing I don't agree with there.

[Shibby]

Originally posted by stonecold54
of course I couldn't completely endorse this plan because then how would I get my gear from mexico.

No one says you can't go to mexico. They just can't come here. And if the borders were that strict then I'm sure alot of things would become legalized and you would just have to pay an import tax.

[Friggemall]

So let it be written, so let it be done. Sounds like a plan to me.

[batteryreqd]

And at the same time....bring back all the manufacturing back here. They can create thier own damn jobs and employ our own and do away with our welfare system. No excuses for not working for a paycheck then....Dammit!!!

[Friggemall]

Originally posted by batteryreqd
And at the same time....bring back all the manufacturing back here. They can create thier own damn jobs and employ our own and do away with our welfare system. No excuses for not working for a paycheck then....Dammit!!!

And don't forget, demand immediate payment in full of all outstanding "loans".

Get all this done and then start cleaning up our own "politically correct" house. If you stay here, you are an American plain and simple, no prefix to it.

You spill a cup of coffee in your lap, you get burned and that's it, you eat a cheeseburger, you get fat, and that's it.

sorry I went vent crazy.

[batteryreqd]

Originally posted by Friggemall


sorry I went vent crazy.

No problem at all bud. I will agree with all of that. If a person is that stupid to where they have to sue someone because of their own stupidity...