The Shower

[petite]

> > >>How to Shower Like a Woman
> > >>
> > >>1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to
> > >>lights and darks.
> > >>
> > >>2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
husband
along
> > >>the
> > >>way, cover up any exposed areas.
> > >>
> > >>3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror-make mental note
to do
more
> > >>sit-ups.
> > >>
> > >>4. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah,
wide
> > >>loofah, and pumice stone.
> > >>
> > >>5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43
added
> > >>vitamins.
> > >>
> > >>6. Wash your hair again; make sure it's clean.
> > >>
> > >>7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced
with
> > >>natural
> > >>avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> > >>
> > >>8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10
minutes
until
> > >>red.
> > >>
> > >>9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body
wash.
> > >>
> > >>10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> > >>
> > >>11. Shave armpits and legs.
> > >>
> > >>12. Turn off shower.
> > >>
> > >>13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots
with
Tilex.
> > >>
> > >>14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small
country.
Wrap
> > >>hair in
> > >>super absorbent towel.
> > >>
> > >>15. Check entire body for zits; tweeze hairs.
> > >>
> > >>16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on
head.
> > >>
> > >>17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>How to Shower Like a Man
> > >>
> > >>1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave
them in
> >
> > >>a
> > >>pile.
> > >>
> > >>2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,
shake
wiener
> >
> > >>at
> > >>her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
> > >>
> > >>3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of
your
> > >>wiener and
> > >>scratch your ass.
> > >>
> > >>4. Get in the shower.
> > >>
> > >>5. Wash you face.
> > >>
> > >>6. Wash your armpits.
> > >>
> > >>7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> > >>
> > >>8. Make fart noises and laugh at how loud they sound in the
shower.
> > >>
> > >>9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> > >>
> > >>10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the
soap.

> > >>
> > >>11. Shampoo your hair.
> > >>
> > >>12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
> > >>
> > >>13. Pee.
> > >>
> > >>14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
> > >>
> > >>15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because
curtain
was
> > >>hanging
> > >>out of tub the whole time.
> > >>
> > >>16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> > >>
> > >>17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan
on.
> > >>
> > >>18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass
wife,
pull
> >
> > >>off
> > >>towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
> > >>
> > >>19. Throw wet towel on bed.
> > >>
>

[THE BOUNCER]

now im thinking of you in the shower. :p

[Hollywood]

Actually, I think I'm more like the men in this one:p

[Hollywood]

except for the pee part of course

[petite]

Originally posted by Hollywood
except for the pee part of course

suuuuure!

[Hollywood]

Okay, dangit you caught me

[Cory]

[IntensityX]

Originally posted by Hollywood
Actually, I think I'm more like the men in this one:p

I speak for every guy on here in saying PROVE IT

Eat,Learn,Train,Grow
IntensityX

[bigpetefox]

I'm a mix of both, I use shower gel, I exfoliate, but I don' t use no damn loofah..

And I don' t admire my weiner size in the mirror, I do that (Too Much Info!!)

[urso8up]

Originally posted by Hollywood
Actually, I think I'm more like the men in this one:p

:worthless