GOLF AND BUTTER

[urso8up]

Toward the end of the golf course, Carl somehow managed to hit his
ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden...POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have
any butter for your toast for the rest of your life....as a matter of
fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

Then, POOF........she was gone.


After Carl got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, "Jim, Jim, where are you?" Jim yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."


Carl yells back.....

"DON'T SWING, JIM!!!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"

[Irishgirl]

lol

[Puddles]

hehehe Cute!