COCK BLOCKIN FUCKS!

[njjuicer]

i was at m friends house chillein bunch fo us sum were duinkin jsut havin agood time well sum othe rlsoers came by wit a fine lookin mami she didnt wanna get dirty sittin on thes ebleachers we made so she sat on ym lap shes diggin me pushin up on ym junk hlin my hand and what not so everythign goin good shes abotu to elave wit the clwosn i ask er for hug and kiss i get it i ask for he rnumber she gives it to me then my idioit "friend" who new i was goina fter that goes and takes ride with ehr home is goen for iduno how logn comes back thn she calls and syas her cmaera case wa slef tinc ar so he brigns that shitt here and then he was there for while so now she is doin shit wit hima nd ten he coem back and is palyin it offliek eh went to gog e tffood when i en wwhere he went so this fuckin guy thn says shit ltryin to make it less obvious that eh wasnt tryin to do nuttin wit her and i ahd to walkj away befor ei cracke dhim in his fuckin face for fuckin ym game up pisses me off mroe is he kne wi was goign for her and even mroe so that id enver do that to a good friend of mine so im fucker pissed

[Doom]

SHIBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Doom]

ok, I think his friend went to bat, while sleepy here, was still practicing his swing

[njjuicer]

hehehee laugh it wise guy i swing on u bitch

[Shibby]

Originally posted by njjuicer
i was at m friends house chillein bunch fo us sum were duinkin jsut havin agood time well sum othe rlsoers came by wit a fine lookin mami she didnt wanna get dirty sittin on thes ebleachers we made so she sat on ym lap shes diggin me pushin up on ym junk hlin my hand and what not so everythign goin good shes abotu to elave wit the clwosn i ask er for hug and kiss i get it i ask for he rnumber she gives it to me then my idioit "friend" who new i was goina fter that goes and takes ride with ehr home is goen for iduno how logn comes back thn she calls and syas her cmaera case wa slef tinc ar so he brigns that shitt here and then he was there for while so now she is doin shit wit hima nd ten he coem back and is palyin it offliek eh went to gog e tffood when i en wwhere he went so this fuckin guy thn says shit ltryin to make it less obvious that eh wasnt tryin to do nuttin wit her and i ahd to walkj away befor ei cracke dhim in his fuckin face for fuckin ym game up pisses me off mroe is he kne wi was goign for her and even mroe so that id enver do that to a good friend of mine so im fucker pissed

I was at my friends house chillin, bunch of us were drinking just having a good time. Well some other losers came by with a fine mama. She didn't wanna get dirty sittin on these bleachers we made so she sat on my lap. She's diggin me pushin up on my junk, holding my hand and what not. So everythings going good. She's about to leave the the clowns, I ask her for a hug and kiss and get it. I ask for her number she gives it to me, then my idiot "friend", who knew I was going after her goes and takes a ride with her home. He was gone for a long time, comes back and then she calls and says he camera case was left in the car. So he brings that shit to her and then was there for a while. So now she is doing shit with him and then he comes back playing it off like he went and got food. When I knew where he went. So this fucking guy then says shit trying to make it less obvious that he wasn't trying to do anything with her. I had to walk away before I cracked him in his fucking face for fucking up my game. Pisses me off even more that hen knew I was going for her and even more so that I'd never do that to a good friend of mine. I'm so fucking pissed.

[Doom]

shibby rocks!

[njjuicer]

yea i guess i shoudl be thankfull but reaidng it correclty makes me mroe fucki pissedes off

[Murtle]

Shitty Deal.

Shib thanks for the translation. LOL

Murtle

[Primal Instinct]

Shibby would rock at the game in the newspaper- cryptoquip!

[LORDBLiTZ]

I'd be fucking pissed too!

[njjuicer]

gla du agree i guess i aitn gonna make a big deal about it but ims till quite pissed off and im gona try to call her tomorrow i guess hopeully i have good news if nto prapre for more ranting

[Puddles]

Nice friend you got there, nj! But what's with this girl...first she's with you then she's goin with your friend an hour later? Sounds like she might want a with you two.

[Blackdream71]

Originally posted by Shibby
I was at my friends house chillin, bunch of us were drinking just having a good time. Well some other losers came by with a fine mama. She didn't wanna get dirty sittin on these bleachers we made so she sat on my lap. She's diggin me pushin up on my junk, holding my hand and what not. So everythings going good. She's about to leave the the clowns, I ask her for a hug and kiss and get it. I ask for her number she gives it to me, then my idiot "friend", who knew I was going after her goes and takes a ride with her home. He was gone for a long time, comes back and then she calls and says he camera case was left in the car. So he brings that shit to her and then was there for a while. So now she is doing shit with him and then he comes back playing it off like he went and got food. When I knew where he went. So this fucking guy then says shit trying to make it less obvious that he wasn't trying to do anything with her. I had to walk away before I cracked him in his fucking face for fucking up my game. Pisses me off even more that hen knew I was going for her and even more so that I'd never do that to a good friend of mine. I'm so fucking pissed.

Thank God we have a translator on this board.....

Man, I'm so glad I'm out of the single-life scene. There's nothing better than being married. I do feel for you though having to deal with that situation. Guy sounds like a punk... from NYC.

WORD! PEACE! KIR

[telephone]

wtf did he just say..damn..lol..you should be mad..sounds like you had her where you wanted her..kick his ass..the only thing i can see is you must have talked to her like you type..she thought you were handicapped..j/k..lol..PHONE

[BLEACH864]

LOL @ phone

[Doom]

Originally posted by pencilneck
Man, I'm so glad I'm out of the single-life scene. There's nothing better than being married. I do feel for you though having to deal with that situation. Guy sounds like a punk... from NYC.

whoa, hatin on NYC, cant do that buddy...its them damn jersey folk

[Lmg2701]

Kill him, sleep with her.

[Auriflex]

I love you NJ, but without Shibby - you would remain an oddity. He is like your Rosetta stone. Without all the carvings and stuff.

[THE BOUNCER]

Originally posted by Shibby
I was at my friends house chillin, bunch of us were drinking just having a good time. Well some other losers came by with a fine mama. She didn't wanna get dirty sittin on these bleachers we made so she sat on my lap. She's diggin me pushin up on my junk, holding my hand and what not. So everythings going good. She's about to leave the the clowns, I ask her for a hug and kiss and get it. I ask for her number she gives it to me, then my idiot "friend", who knew I was going after her goes and takes a ride with her home. He was gone for a long time, comes back and then she calls and says he camera case was left in the car. So he brings that shit to her and then was there for a while. So now she is doing shit with him and then he comes back playing it off like he went and got food. When I knew where he went. So this fucking guy then says shit trying to make it less obvious that he wasn't trying to do anything with her. I had to walk away before I cracked him in his fucking face for fucking up my game. Pisses me off even more that hen knew I was going for her and even more so that I'd never do that to a good friend of mine. I'm so fucking pissed.

[bransun]

cockblokers suck..they should be persucuted..lol....hope you get her in the end...and thanks for the translation shibby...peace..bran

[njjuicer]

Originally posted by Doom
whoa, hatin on NYC, cant do that buddy...its them damn jersey folk

adn yet ur still a fag in nyc so sorry bitch

[Blackdream71]

Originally posted by telephone
the only thing i can see is you must have talked to her like you type..she thought you were handicapped..j/k..lol..PHONE

OMG! LoL

[bigchub22]

i dont know whats worse what your friend did to you or the fact shibby had to translate it for me to understand lol sucks dude ........chub

[njjuicer]

shibby transl;ates everytihng iw rite or issupposed toi

[Shibby]

Well you were getting better at typing so I retired. But with your new found frustration I might have to come out of retirement.