What's the funniest thing...

[Puddles]

What's the funniest thing someone has ever said or done during sex with you?

[Primal Instinct]

When I was just out of high school and I dated a girl for a while who once tied me up on her bed to the posts and proceeded to go wild on me EXCEPT, somehow she fell off of the bed and landed on her ass really hard. It was loud too. Anyway, she was OK but I couldn't help her (as I was tied up) and her older sister burst into the room after hearing her scream out in pain or suprise. She had some explaining to do and the funny part was that I had lipstick kiss marks ALL OVER ME, lol.


Another time (same girl) I was over her house and her parents were supposed to be gone for three days on a mini vacation. So I stayed overnight and everything was kewl. The next day we started fooling around (mid-afternoon) and wouldn't you know she jumps up out of bed and says, "Oh my god! My parents are home!" So she throws on sweats and a T-shirt and heads out to the back door to distract them while I get dressed. I can't stay in her room so I get my shirt, pants and socks on and run down to the end of the hall to act like I'm coming out of the bathroom. I was dishelved looking and I figured that I could straighten up more in the bathroom and sell our story. The problem was that as I was running to it, I slipped on the super slippery waxed floor and crashed into the bathroom door frame! I hurt my head, hip, elbow and back from the impact and lay there a heap in the doorway, lol. They all came out to see me there a huddled mess. I just looked at them and said, "I slipped on the floor." LOL. They had to have known what was happening because she got "the talk" that night. LOL

[jcswm]

Your balls taste like shit, what other woman have you been fucking in the ass?????
I'm straight..... she really thought I was having Anal with another woman.... I wasn't

[Puddles]

LOL Good stories guys!

Looking back now it's kinda funny, but at the time I felt bad. We were having a 3-some and our friend told Stromba to fuck her in the ass. As he's pounding away she told me to get a vibe for her pussy. Well, somehow our rhythm was off and Stromba whispered to me, "Be careful, you're punching me in the balls!"

[TheStromba]

Originally posted by Puddles
LOL Good stories guys!

Looking back now it's kinda funny, but at the time I felt bad. We were having a 3-some and our friend told Stromba to fuck her in the ass. As he's pounding away she told me to get a vibe for her pussy. Well, somehow our rhythm was off and Stromba whispered to me, "Be careful, you're punching me in the balls!"

I remember that.

I was gonna try to keep quiet, but I just couldn't.

[bad14u]

Well....I was having this party one night and me and my girl at the time decided to go into my room to fool around!!! We got to my room and low and behold her room mate was "passed out" on my bed!!! Well...we were going at it for quite a while on the floor...between the bed and the door!!! All of a sudden I hear..."You know I don't want to interupt, but I have to piss really bad and if you two don't hurry up and finish or let me by I'm going to piss all over myself!!!" Come to find out she hadn't really passed out but went up to my room to catch a quick nap!!! When she woke up we were in full stride and she didn't want to interupt!!! She late explained she thought we were up for a quicky and not a marathon fuck session!!! She also stated that she now knows why her room mate liked me so much!!!

[JUICE]

Originally posted by Puddles
Well, somehow our rhythm was off and Stromba whispered to me, "Be careful, you're punching me in the balls!"

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, ouch that must hurt. My girl once kicked a volleyball on my nuts and i was on the floor in pain.