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#4
05-21-04, 08:25 PM
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Just don't get your balls sucked up by the vacuum cleaner.....yeeeeoooooowwwwwwww.
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#6
05-22-04, 08:00 AM
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Re: Can You have sex by yourself (Like stick it in a vacuum or something)
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If your dumb enough to stick your dick in a vacum cleaner hose, I'm not callin the paramedics for you when it gets stuck there... Hey go to a sex shop...get a pocket pussy or something....or if you really crave sticking your dick in a hose like object, get a penis pump.  Its loads safer!!!
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#7
05-22-04, 09:36 AM
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I have never tried any of this shit before, but I know people that would swear by the couch. They say once you've had sex with your couch, no woman will ever be enough for you.....
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05-22-04, 09:47 AM
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Re: Can You have sex by yourself (Like stick it in a vacuum or something)
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05-22-04, 11:09 AM
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Re: Re: Can You have sex by yourself (Like stick it in a vacuum or something)
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Bwahaaaahaaa...you said LOADS!
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05-22-04, 12:03 PM
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Re: Can You have sex by yourself (Like stick it in a vacuum or something)
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#12
05-24-04, 11:22 AM
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wtf
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#13
05-24-04, 11:53 AM
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I thin kthis is something you should have kept tp yourself.
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#14
05-24-04, 12:12 PM
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ive heard that if you tie off your arm to cut off circulation, and then masterbate, it almost feels like someone else is doin it. lol, not that i have ever tried
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#15
05-24-04, 02:42 PM
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Yea it called the stranger.
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#16
05-25-04, 10:42 AM
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This 6969 dude is truly fucked up!! I've read some of his previous posts, yuk. Being kinky is fine, but this guy takes kinky to the tenth power, to the point of vulgarity and sadomasicism(sp). BB
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#17
05-26-04, 01:29 PM
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I read once that you can put two pillows together and fuck between them. But how good can that be?
Dude, there's gotta be someone in your town that'll do ya.
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#18
05-27-04, 03:37 PM
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Use a dust buster. Its alot easier to handle. And make sure its a wet/dry. You dont want to get zapped. Then again.......
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#19
05-28-04, 08:38 AM
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use a meat grinder. and for those wondering, i did not make this post. this guy really is a tool. lol
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#20
06-11-04, 06:32 PM
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Uhm, if you either have or are considering fucking household appliances, I believe you need to re-evaluate your life and what the hell went wrong with it.
Besides, everyone knows it's better to hollow out a watermelon and fuck that silly! Man, some people.............
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06-17-04, 02:12 PM
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#23
06-18-04, 12:19 PM
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warm apple pie
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#24
06-19-04, 12:27 AM
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for fucks sake, go to a brothel
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