HELP Virgin - SuperiorMuscle.com

Puddles · #3 06-30-04, 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by comedycentral
I am a 22yr old male who has never had sex. This is getting ridiculas, I'm tired of going to bars and wasting my time and money. Any women interested please PM me or email me at singlevirgin2004@yahoo.com.
I live in Macomb, Michigan.

You need to post a picture of yourself to help your chances of getting laid.

pudgy · #4 06-30-04, 07:42 AM

Maybe your aiming too high, i mean start with prisons and stufff, then maybe you can work your way up to the waffle house, huddle house, ihop ladies, then as you mature and learn the ways of a womans body you can start flirting with the ugly friend or the fat friend that seems to always be around, then after you pay your dues you can ask out a single bar lady

mrbig · #5 06-30-04, 08:04 AM

LOL you must be doing something wrong never met a guy who
could not get LAID!

Eat Big Lift Big Be Big

jaypee · #6 06-30-04, 09:16 AM

Jesus Christ, that's why God made whores for crying out loud.

meat12 · #7 06-30-04, 10:08 AM

Go to Windsor Canada man...prostitutes are legal

Eat box Lift box Be the Box

r_deese · #8 06-30-04, 10:20 AM

You wonder why you can't get a girl... look at what you just did, posting an ad on a bodybuilding website to get laid... think u'd be better off hitting the gym hard for a year or two and letting the ladies come to you.

Train more, shower less, stink bad

meat12 · #9 06-30-04, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by comedycentral
singlevirgin2004@yahoo.com.

Dude you gotta do something about that email address, it's not gonna help you at all

r_deese · #10 06-30-04, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by meat12
Dude you gotta do something about that email address, it's not gonna help you at all

lol i skimmed through this thread so fast I didn't notice the email address... that's too much

meat12 · #11 06-30-04, 01:54 PM

Now I feel bad for this guy, if your looking to find a website to meet women check out hookupboard.com it's ran by one of the mods here man. Superior muscle isn't really the place to be trying pick up chicks man. Good luck with it man

sana · #12 06-30-04, 02:10 PM

are you ugly?

Irishgirl · #13 06-30-04, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by sana
are you ugly?

hmmm...I wonder?

r_deese · #14 06-30-04, 02:46 PM

why not do one of those online dating services like match.com or eharmony.com or something.... and i noticed you deleted your original post... sorry man

**Shibby** · #15 06-30-04, 02:48 PM

dreamgirl · #16 06-30-04, 03:43 PM

hey I'm on yahoo, so I did a member search and that's an invalid yahoo ID & email address.

DJAngelicon · #17 06-30-04, 04:50 PM

Dude, first of all, you need to change that e-mail address. Second, stop pushing to hard in getting laid. It will come in time and also stop going to bars. LOL! you will just waste your money.

Advice:
1. Use yahoo aim, make a nice profile with some useful info and add a nice picture of your self. Go out somewere and take a few pictures and then come back and chose one.
**Note** Chat rooms not this days are full of bots and stupid peoples but you might find someone use ful so never give up.

2. Find a local room in yahoo that is around your area. Talk to girls there, and don't try to push to hard. Just be cool and honest but even like that might be hard but just never give up.

3. If you find a girl to talk to, make sure you ask them questions, like what they like, and what they are like. What they do for fun, on their spare time. Try to find out what is that they like. If they talk to you. Pay attentention to her, and continue asking her questions. normaly stay in the subject if she have more to say. If she dosen't then chance the subject but just don't stay quite.

4. Somewere around there if ya feel comtable talking with each others ask her if she dosen't mind trading numbers. So ya can take a break from typing and chat over there phone. It is good to hear the other person voice just to have an idea of what they sound like. Still be cool with her and don't try to push on her. Let her come to you. Become the magnet. Is life to its fullest. If ya end up wanting to meet. Go ahead and don't be to shy, but don't be to getto or ruf. Just be your self, and enjoy the time with her. Don't try to be someoen else, or smooth if you are not or getto if your not like that cause you will just end up making them go away and never hanging out with you or calling you at all.

5. Always remember that if this girl dosen't turn out to be for you at least be her best friend. She have to have some nice friends. Built a network of girlfriends to hand out with and just don't be a pervert if that is your style. Never chance your self for a girl or someone else. Always try to stay honest and cool.

6. Sometimes a change of looks helps, like a new hair style cut, new clouths to wear or just adding up little things to make your looks look great. Working out for sure helps alot cause we life in a stage that is base in looks and health. Alot of nice looking girls want someone healthy or someone to go out training with them like in the gym or some soure of sport.

7. If online chatting dosen't help just go somewere cool like the park, maybe the mall but lately for me malls are full of just young girls. Also I can't really say were you should go but just go for a walk. You never know who you might bump into. You can try like the Nearest University Camps. etc... who knows hehe you can figure that one out I guess if you know your area good enough.

8. Never call the girl the same day you get the number. That is one thing I learn from a friend. At least give them one day to miss you and think of you. If she end up calling you instead then is cool but just don't rush it. Girls don't like things to be rush so you have to have some good patience with them.

9. Important things to pay attention is for signs, girls often give out signs and you just need to catch up to them. Like for example and I know some girls might dissagree with me on this but. If you are talking to a girl sitting in a bar or starbucks or some source of restauran and they end up getting up to go to the bath room. Pretty much it means that they are leaving you to take a short breath, break, maybe you are to nervous but also not only that. They are waking away to see if you are checking them out. To see if you like what you see. Just a short little tip.

10. Overall got to love, and like your self, in order to please someone. Be honest, trustful, fun and full of life. Be the magnet and they will come to you.

Good luck mate:

Remember when the time comes, you know that the ultimate goal you have just reach it and it was easier than stressing over it, pushing your self to hard and not paying attentions to little things.