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Old 07-09-04, 05:14 PM
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Exclamation Anyone having relationship troubles or just someone to talk to post here!

Hi, I'm Debi. Even though I'm not a professional psychologist (yet), I have counseled many people of all ages and I though I would start this thread where everyone could talk and help each other. Sick of being single?? Having trouble with fidelity?? Communication problems? What does it mean when she says "we need to talk"? Does she really want you to say she looks fat in those hot shorts? Does it hurt when you pee? Can you get it up without resorting to pills where you may run the risk of having a 32 hr erection?? All these questions and more can be answered right here!! (Sorry about all the smileys but I couldn't help myself)
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Old 07-09-04, 06:36 PM
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i have a problem. kinda embarrased to talk about it though.

my penis is like a florescent orange color. it is real weird. not like an orange drink from mcdonalds color, nor a orange color of an ugly redheaded person. florescent orange.

i originally would scrub it and try to clean it off. sometimes worked, other times didnt. i started taking medicine that my doctor gave me for it but it doesnt work.

any thoughts?

a little bit about me? i am single, a little overweight, live in jacksonville FL.

i work at a laundry mat. work out a little. my day consists of the same thing every day.

i go to work, come home, sit on the couch with a big bag of cheetos (or sometimes cheese puffs) and watch a porno or 2.

if you could help me i would appreciate it.

thx.

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Old 07-09-04, 06:39 PM
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WOW um, are you serious?? Maybe its too much beta-carotene from vegetables and vitamins. Go to a doctor and get it checked out
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Old 07-09-04, 06:42 PM
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i have a problem. kinda embarrased to talk about it though.

my penis is like a florescent orange color. it is real weird. not like an orange drink from mcdonalds color, nor a orange color of an ugly redheaded person. florescent orange.

i originally would scrub it and try to clean it off. sometimes worked, other times didnt. i started taking medicine that my doctor gave me for it but it doesnt work.

any thoughts?

a little bit about me? i am single, a little overweight, live in jacksonville FL.

i work at a laundry mat. work out a little. my day consists of the same thing every day.

i go to work, come home, sit on the couch with a big bag of cheetos (or sometimes cheese puffs) and watch a porno or 2.

if you could help me i would appreciate it.

thx.

rado
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Old 07-09-04, 06:44 PM
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Ok my turn.

Im so addicted to steroids that I stick the test amps in my penis hole to get off. Do you think anything is wrong?
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Old 07-09-04, 06:49 PM
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Ok my turn.

Im so addicted to steroids that I stick the test amps in my penis hole to get off. Do you think anything is wrong?



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Old 07-09-04, 06:53 PM
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Ok my turn.

Im so addicted to steroids that I stick the test amps in my penis hole to get off. Do you think anything is wrong?
LMAO!!! I meant this to be a serious thread but I know I'm gonna get silly stuff too!!!
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Old 07-09-04, 06:57 PM
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well mine is serious. i mean is there anything more serious than a freakin florescent orange penis?
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Old 07-09-04, 06:59 PM
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well mine is serious. i mean is there anything more serious than a freakin florescent orange penis?
LOL How about a SMALL neon orange penis?? LOL
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Old 07-09-04, 07:24 PM
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I'm so glad the site is back up.
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Old 07-09-04, 07:25 PM
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Old 07-09-04, 08:27 PM
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well mine is serious. i mean is there anything more serious than a freakin florescent orange penis?
dude you need to spill some soda on your dong to clean off all the cheese doodle leftovers.
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Old 07-09-04, 08:42 PM
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I'm so glad the site is back up.
Yeah no shit man, gotta love these type of threads
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Old 07-09-04, 08:43 PM
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Old 07-09-04, 08:59 PM
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keep at it bro, she'll show em sooner or later...lol
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Old 07-09-04, 09:02 PM
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dude you need to spill some soda on your dong to clean off all the cheese doodle leftovers.
LMAO!!!
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Old 07-09-04, 10:00 PM
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In all seriousness Debi, welcome to the Superior Muscle forums. I think you'll find the information here helpful and I'm sure the members will be more than happy to assist you with any training or diet questions you may have. I also think it's wonderful that you're offering counseling and guidance to members in your other thread. Have fun and enjoy your time here at SuperiorMuscle!
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Old 07-09-04, 10:01 PM
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And please feel free to show them tittays or even maybe flash the beaver. Thanks from all the fellas on lockdown, cell block A.
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Old 07-09-04, 10:04 PM
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And please feel free to show them tittays or even maybe flash the beaver. Thanks from all the fellas on lockdown, cell block A.
LMAO!! Heh, I dont think the fellas on cell block A are interested in tits anymore!!
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Old 07-09-04, 10:07 PM
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nice, thought you were gettin soft there for a second bro..lol
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Old 07-10-04, 12:29 AM
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nice, thought you were gettin soft there for a second bro..lol
yeah me too. this girl can't catch a break... but i ain't givin to to her










til i see some skin
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Old 07-10-04, 03:16 AM
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Hey Debi, you seem like a nice girl . You just kinda set yourself up to get some shit from us all. Stick around, read up some posts. Everyone here is great, as you'll see we joke around here alot. There's a good bunch of people who visit this site so don't get discouraged......one more thing I was gonna ask you...hmmm maybe I'll just pm ya ...nah ...so how bout them tittie shots huh
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Old 07-10-04, 07:28 AM
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Old 07-14-04, 01:45 PM
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What about purple penises??
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Old 07-17-04, 07:30 PM
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