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Old 08-17-04, 02:51 PM
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An ex-girlfriend asked me to strip

she wants me to do a short strip dance at a party they are throwing for their friend. the birthday girl will be 50. she is the one I had the affair with at work (not the birthday girl but the asking me). The money would be good but I know my wife wouldn't approve, think I should try and hide it and do it? I wouldn't mess around but a few hundered dollars in about 1 hour sounds awful good .

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Old 08-17-04, 02:56 PM
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What are the chances of your lady finding out? Are you going to hide the money from her also? I say go for it bro...but then again, i'm not married so you may not want to listen to me.
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Old 08-17-04, 03:02 PM
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What are the chances of your lady finding out? Are you going to hide the money from her also? I say go for it bro...but then again, i'm not married so you may not want to listen to me.
the money wouldn't be noticed and would probably be appreciated, LOL. she would probably let me do it if my ex wasn't there but you know how that goes. I have to find out more details before I know if I can sneak around for it (I feel bad just saying that, LOL)
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Old 08-17-04, 03:10 PM
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the money wouldn't be noticed and would probably be appreciated, LOL. she would probably let me do it if my ex wasn't there but you know how that goes. I have to find out more details before I know if I can sneak around for it (I feel bad just saying that, LOL)
Leave the part about the ex being there out. Unless there's a way of her finding out otherwise, or if she's gonna go with you. You could always say you had no idea she was gonna be there. But then again, you'll probably still get your ass kicked for it.
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Old 08-17-04, 03:19 PM
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Leave the part about the ex being there out. Unless there's a way of her finding out otherwise, or if she's gonna go with you. You could always say you had no idea she was gonna be there. But then again, you'll probably still get your ass kicked for it.
Yep, LOL.
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Old 08-17-04, 03:26 PM
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Not worth it, these things always have a habit of coming back to haunt you. And its not worth risking your current relationship for a bit of money that you could make in other ways (being a male prostitute perhaps, I hear Timma is shopping around )
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Old 08-17-04, 03:28 PM
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Not worth it, these things always have a habit of coming back to haunt you. And its not worth risking your current relationship for a bit of money that you could make in other ways (being a male prostitute perhaps, I hear Timma is shopping around )
close to 500 dollars in money. she might be blinded by the green, LOL. I am going to see whats up and if I don't think I can do it without feeling guilty or sneaking around then I won't.
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Yeah I would be careful on that one, don't think 500 bucks is worth the risk of getting caught by the wife. Sounds too risky
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Old 08-17-04, 06:14 PM
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Yeah I would be careful on that one, don't think 500 bucks is worth the risk of getting caught by the wife. Sounds too risky
do you know how much TEST I could buy with 500 bucks, LOL.
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fuck that..if you wont do it ..I will...I'd put the root to the 50 yr/old for that...
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i dont know what to saybro, hey ur a buddy from here so wouldnt want anything bad happening to u bro. Ur married and all, but theres always a "what if", she finds out. Too risky, u never know who knows who. IMHO, I wouldnt risk it bro, i know the money is good and all but just wouldnt. But its ur choice bro, just my personal advice.
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Old 08-17-04, 07:15 PM
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i dont know what to saybro, hey ur a buddy from here so wouldnt want anything bad happening to u bro. Ur married and all, but theres always a "what if", she finds out. Too risky, u never know who knows who. IMHO, I wouldnt risk it bro, i know the money is good and all but just wouldnt. But its ur choice bro, just my personal advice.
yeah, the little voice in the back of my head is telling me NOOOOO!!!! but he usually doesn't win, LOL.
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I say, tell your wife "joking around" about it and see her reaction. If she gets mad or irrated be like "what a dumb idea" but if she is leaning at yes, then go for it (as long as she knows)
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Old 08-18-04, 03:59 AM
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shit for 500 bucks Id do it just wear a mask or something lol
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Old 08-18-04, 07:31 AM
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Stone, don't you dare do it without telling her! Women just KNOW when something's up and you will get busted. You don't know who else is going to be at the party, maybe a friend of hers! If you get busted doing something like this behind her back it will put a lot of doubt in her mind about you and it's just not worth it. She will never forget that you tried to hide something like this from her. Imagine if the shoe was on the other foot...you'd be hella pissed.

Just tell her that you were asked to do this and see what she says. The worst that can happen is that your wife says no. If she gets a little pissy about it, she'll get over it, but she won't get over you telling her a lie.

Just a little warning about being a male stripper...the women in the audience are worse than men. I know you'll enjoy that!

If you do it, whatcha gonna wear? What music are you going with? Got a theme in mind?
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do you know how much TEST I could buy with 500 bucks, LOL.
Not much because the wife always gets half!
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Man stonecold you are one wild mf-er. Dude, a few threads ago you had sex with your cousin and now you're stripping for your ex-girlfriend. That's great stonecold, go for it. I say strip at the party and give the b-day girl a Cincinnati steamer while your ex looks on. Have a ball, you only live once!
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thanks man, that would start a bad rumor on the net. I would be the INCESTOUS MOD.
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not sure not sure not sure. LOL if I decided to do it I would do some research. what would you suggest puddles since this is your Forte.
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