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08-19-04, 10:32 AM
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My boyfriend came home last night and told me....
"I got rammed in the ass with a chip monk"...
I think that he's into this type of thing. I love animals and would never be able to shove a living thing up his ass... what can I do to save our relationship? Sincerely,  
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#2
08-19-04, 10:37 AM
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Nothing...dump him and I will take care of you!
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Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world. 
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08-19-04, 11:09 AM
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08-19-04, 11:09 AM
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 Whatever you do...DO NOT kick him in the ass! You might hurt the gerbil!
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Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world.
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#8
08-19-04, 11:37 AM
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Is the chipmunk still up his ass now?
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08-19-04, 11:52 AM
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 Ohhhh man .....this reminds me of a story that was told on a radio talk show a long time ago....I think it was the Ron and Ron show!These two homo's had got a gerbil, it got stuck or wouldn't come out of one of their asses! Anyway, one homo has the paper towel roll still stuck in his but and the other one has a cig lighter trying to draw the gerbil out! Well the lighter sets off a pocket of methane gas in the others ass! They both end up in the emergency room, one with burns to his ass and the other with a blackeye because when the gas ignited it blew the gerbil out while he was trying to look down the PT roll! Killed the gerbil...poor thing!
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Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world.
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#14
08-19-04, 12:02 PM
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Re: My boyfriend came home last night and told me....
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"Working out is like building a house, everytime you do a half-ass workout, you're not laying a brick, someone else is." - Dorian Yates "Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor." - Alexis Carrel "Whenever you're not in the the gym training, someone else out there is, and when you meet them, they will beat you." - Victor Martinez
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#15
08-19-04, 12:06 PM
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"Oh well the experts on the Internet bodybuilding boards…well they know everything now don’t they. In fact, I go on the boards just to find out what I am supposed to be taking in case I forget. Lord knows that one would be foolish not to listen to guys hiding behind a computer that use more gear than a stable of race-horses and all they have to show for it is a 195lb. piss-poor physique shriveled nuts and a nice case of gyno." Lee Priest
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#16
08-19-04, 12:25 PM
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#17
10-31-04, 08:02 PM
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wtf? and you want to save this? Tell him you would love to shove a gorilla up his ass and see how he reacts
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What can make you laugh can make you cry!
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#18
11-03-04, 06:47 PM
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I think you should jam a chimpmonk covered in tobassco up his gromet and yours. A sort of double ended monking. Enjoy!!
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We are only limited by our own unwillingness to think..........nf
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#19
11-03-04, 11:34 PM
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i don't know, i think he was on the toilet when i left. i hope he pooped it out.... if he didn't,shove vacumcleaner up his ass and try to suck it out with it.
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