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My boyfriend came home last night and told me....
"I got rammed in the ass with a chip monk"...
I think that he's into this type of thing. I love animals and would never be able to shove a living thing up his ass... what can I do to save our relationship? Sincerely, ![]() |
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Nothing...dump him and I will take care of you!
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What is Richard Gere his idol? I say let it pass it's just a phase, hopefully.
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i guess that's why he's been stockpiling all the old paper towel rolls
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Is the chipmunk still up his ass now?
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i don't know, i think he was on the toilet when i left. i hope he pooped it out....
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Speaking of asses, mine is killing me. Feels like i've been shitting bricks lately.
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Ohhhh man .....this reminds me of a story that was told on a radio talk show a long time ago....I think it was the Ron and Ron show!These two homo's had got a gerbil, it got stuck or wouldn't come out of one of their asses! Anyway, one homo has the paper towel roll still stuck in his but and the other one has a cig lighter trying to draw the gerbil out! Well the lighter sets off a pocket of methane gas in the others ass! They both end up in the emergency room, one with burns to his ass and the other with a blackeye because when the gas ignited it blew the gerbil out while he was trying to look down the PT roll! Killed the gerbil...poor thing!
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That is gross.
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Re: My boyfriend came home last night and told me....
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"Working out is like building a house, everytime you do a half-ass workout, you're not laying a brick, someone else is." - Dorian Yates "Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor." - Alexis Carrel "Whenever you're not in the the gym training, someone else out there is, and when you meet them, they will beat you." - Victor Martinez |
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"Oh well the experts on the Internet bodybuilding boards…well they know everything now don’t they. In fact, I go on the boards just to find out what I am supposed to be taking in case I forget. Lord knows that one would be foolish not to listen to guys hiding behind a computer that use more gear than a stable of race-horses and all they have to show for it is a 195lb. piss-poor physique shriveled nuts and a nice case of gyno." Lee Priest |
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wtf? and you want to save this? Tell him you would love to shove a gorilla up his ass and see how he reacts
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I think you should jam a chimpmonk covered in tobassco up his gromet and yours. A sort of double ended monking. Enjoy!!
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i don't know, i think he was on the toilet when i left. i hope he pooped it out.... if he didn't,shove vacumcleaner up his ass and try to suck it out with it. |
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