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Old 01-03-05, 03:25 PM
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Does anyone have any sex stories to share?
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Re: SEX TALK

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i saw two dogs doing it one time....
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Old 01-03-05, 10:57 PM
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I did it last night.
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I did it last night.
not me, the woman's been on vacation for over a week. Comes back tonight though
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Old 01-04-05, 10:03 AM
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No way! I saw two cats doing it in cuba outside a restaurant
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Old 01-04-05, 10:09 AM
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I saw two horses doing it-made me feel kinda inadequate.
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Old 01-04-05, 10:33 AM
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Re: Re: SEX TALK

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I say two cows doing it once
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I once saw 2 turtles doing it. They make some of the funniest noises.
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Old 01-04-05, 11:21 AM
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<-------this hottie lets me put my thingy in her thingy and it feels real good.
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Old 01-04-05, 01:07 PM
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No personal stories anyone wants to brag about or share?
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[quote]not me, the woman's been on vacation for over a week. Comes back tonight though


well now mine is out of town.


I guess it is gonna be me,myself and I tonight wow threesome
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<-------this hottie lets me put my thingy in her thingy and it feels real good.
That's your girl?
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Just once? I don't think so!
shit I do like 3 times a day at least.
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Re: SEX TALK

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ya, i was humping your mom one night and boom.. here you are. welcome to the board son. now get daddy a beer.
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How come everyones avoiding sharing any good stories? Do you want me to tell story?
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Well I might have a story to share, since you all are avoiding telling any good stories. I was having phone sex with this guy that I was having a long distance relationship with. One day I was masturbating over the phone and I was lying on my couch and had my dildo inside just about to climax when my mum walked inside. You see I live in a hot climate and had the back door open, thinking that no one was going to catch me. My Mum was sopose to be at work and thought that she would pop over to visit. So when I looked up with horror to see my Mother standing there while I had a dildo inside me and the phone in my other hand I didn't know what to do first. I slammed the phone down, pulled the dildo out and ran up the bedroom while pulling my skirt down. But I pushed a button on my toy and since it was a rabbit it had a tickler on the end and you could make the end move around I pushed all the buttons and it was vibrating and the head was rolling.
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I didn't know if I would ever be able to look at my Mother again, I think that she was thinking the same thing.
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