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SEX TALK
Does anyone have any sex stories to share?
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I did it last night.
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I saw two horses doing it-made me feel kinda inadequate.
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I played with myself once
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Height: 5' 11'' Weight: 238lb bodyfat: I'd say bout 12% according to this, http://www.superiormuscle.com/forums...at-percentages Anything written on here is for a laugh and not to be confused with reality, purely fictional and all that, except this; http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PU198zrCH0s |
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I say two cows doing it once
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I once saw 2 turtles doing it. They make some of the funniest noises.
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<-------this hottie lets me put my thingy in her thingy and it feels real good.
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No personal stories anyone wants to brag about or share?
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[quote]not me, the woman's been on vacation for over a week. Comes back tonight though
well now mine is out of town. I guess it is gonna be me,myself and I tonight wow threesome ![]() |
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lollollol
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That's my wife
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Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world.
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me too haha
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same here
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How come everyones avoiding sharing any good stories? Do you want me to tell story?
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Well I might have a story to share, since you all are avoiding telling any good stories. I was having phone sex with this guy that I was having a long distance relationship with. One day I was masturbating over the phone and I was lying on my couch and had my dildo inside just about to climax when my mum walked inside. You see I live in a hot climate and had the back door open, thinking that no one was going to catch me. My Mum was sopose to be at work and thought that she would pop over to visit. So when I looked up with horror to see my Mother standing there while I had a dildo inside me and the phone in my other hand I didn't know what to do first. I slammed the phone down, pulled the dildo out and ran up the bedroom while pulling my skirt down. But I pushed a button on my toy and since it was a rabbit it had a tickler on the end and you could make the end move around I pushed all the buttons and it was vibrating and the head was rolling.
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I didn't know if I would ever be able to look at my Mother again, I think that she was thinking the same thing.
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