SEX TALK

[wheyman]

I guess I will go next...

I was having a nice little threesome a few months back...we started off at the titty bar having a few drinks getting nice and loose. We end up at one of the girl's apartment and we crank up the radio and begin our little triangle...We move the party to her bedroom and we are already like an hour into the whole thing and then all of a sudden I hear somebody knocking on the door...the door opens and then bam her mom pokes her head and just starts talking...We all jump out of the bed and she starts to talk to her mom which is drunk..I had no idea that anyone else was there, but she said that her mom was in the other room sleeping with her kid, I guess she was baby sitting while she was out. I don't know what she said to her mom, but it didn't look good b/c when she walked in her daughter was getting it from behind from me and she was also eating a little "snack" in front of her...LOL

[GreekTank]

Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
ya, i was humping your mom one night and boom.. here you are. welcome to the board son. now get daddy a beer.

Be careful!

[THE BOUNCER]

Originally posted by GreekTank
Be careful!

[GreekTank]

Originally posted by naughty nurse
Well I might have a story to share, since you all are avoiding telling any good stories. I was having phone sex with this guy that I was having a long distance relationship with. One day I was masturbating over the phone and I was lying on my couch and had my dildo inside just about to climax when my mum walked inside. You see I live in a hot climate and had the back door open, thinking that no one was going to catch me. My Mum was sopose to be at work and thought that she would pop over to visit. So when I looked up with horror to see my Mother standing there while I had a dildo inside me and the phone in my other hand I didn't know what to do first. I slammed the phone down, pulled the dildo out and ran up the bedroom while pulling my skirt down. But I pushed a button on my toy and since it was a rabbit it had a tickler on the end and you could make the end move around I pushed all the buttons and it was vibrating and the head was rolling.

I'm not suprised at all. That's why they call it the land down under

[F/FTerrell]

When i was in the marines, I was down at the beach and these girls pulled up and asked if i wanted to party i said sure, so we go back to there place in this gated community, well we go and have some drinks then me and one of the girls head to her room, we start messing around and we hear the garage door open, it her parents and mom decide to come up to her room and mom is smashed, so im hiding on the side of the bed and finally her mom go to her sisters room and passes out on her bed with the dude her sister had hiding under her bed. I did pound her little ass that night but i had to get home and it wasnt going to happen by them taking me, also all the door and windows had alarms, very interesting night i was only 18 at the time and swore i would never do that again.