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Old 08-12-03, 01:45 PM
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wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my wife is going out of town to a conference today i wanted to have some great lovin last night so i took 50 mg of viagra. nothing happened so i took 50mg more an hour later. last night was great i had the strongest orgasms (multiple) since i was 15. the prob is i have had a fuggin boner all day. my wife called me before she left the office for the airport, i told her my problem and she just laughed and told her friends at work. how the hell do i make my guy relax? i have tried the normal male remedy twice with no lasting success. it will go down if i sit real still and think about my parents having sex or a dead stinky bloated cat body in the middle of the road or both at the same time. but as soon as i get up and move or a woman walks within 100 feet of me it just salutes again. is there an antidote for viagra? my dick hurts. help.................dammit. i hate this shit. i am gonna wear out my boxers, the seams could blow at any second!
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Old 08-12-03, 01:47 PM
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Not a too alarm you, this could last a few days, it is a well known side affect when taking to much, there is a name for it can't remember it off top of head.
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Old 08-12-03, 01:51 PM
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LOL...You said it, Hollywood!

Sorry, jipped....I think you just need to let it get out of your system...should be ok by tomorrow.

I was gonna be mean and type something really hot here, but considering you're at work and all...I'm gonna behave for now.
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Jezuz I wish that woulda happened to me when I took it...shit it didn't really do much of anything to me besides give me a headache....woulda made for a great weekend had it worked like yours did..
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Old 08-12-03, 01:56 PM
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Can I ask? Why do so many of you take viagra? Is it due to the gear your on or what?
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Old 08-12-03, 02:01 PM
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so pleasure yourself or something.
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Old 08-12-03, 02:02 PM
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so pleasure yourself or something.
He can do that all day and he'll still keep getting a boner...plus he'll rub himself raw. LOL
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Old 08-12-03, 02:03 PM
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just remember if you use up all of your wife's lotion, to replace it
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Old 08-12-03, 02:25 PM
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I'm 41 and I sure don't need that stuff!!!
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Old 08-12-03, 02:26 PM
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Not a too alarm you, this could last a few days, it is a well known side affect when taking to much, there is a name for it can't remember it off top of head.
It's called Priapism.....
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Old 08-12-03, 02:32 PM
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why do you need viagra?

also ONE pill supposed to last up to EIGHT hours
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Sounds like a problem. I would get some leeches and try to drain that vestige.

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hey bro point it up to the sky and let your belt hold it to your stomach.

and also under no circumstances should u be thinking of your parents having sex!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow jipped ur poosts ge tbetter and better everydya my friend what tomorrow gonan hold for us
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Old 08-12-03, 04:02 PM
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Old 08-12-03, 07:04 PM
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yo jipped ir ead that sumtiems when ppl take viagra there wood dont go down and u gott go to er for themsto stick huge needle down ther eto elt the blood out so ur erection goes down hop u alright bro! otherwise that gonn be painfull!
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Old 08-12-03, 07:09 PM
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get a pump bro, mine worked
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Old 08-12-03, 08:17 PM
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the reason i used viagra is because i hear all these people raving about it making sex better. well you can go like the energizer bunny on it for sure. even after orgasm you dont loose your erection. it was great i havent gone that many times since we first started living together. my prob started getting better around 2-3pm and i am normal now. i wont use it again unless my son is out of town and its time for fun all night. i had a meeting with the department managers and the asst city manager today right after lunch i was so scared it would pop up during my presentation so i put on 2 pairs of underwear just in case to hold it down. this sucked people. my wife is in atlanta and i have no desire whatsoever to have sex right now my man parts hurt. i have lived through this tribulation. i have become aware that drugs for people with problems do not always go so good with those who dont. i will consider this a learning experience. i am glad some of you and my wife and ALL her friends got a laugh out of this. and i can laugh now but i was shitty scared my penis would explode there for a while. good evening SM i am going to bed before something else happens to me. i just cant beleive my wife told her whole office. damn they all think i am crazy from the christmas party when i ran naked through the parking lot drunk as hell, hit a guide wire to a power pole and had to go to the hospital for stitches in my leg where a landscaping stake stuck in my leg. i wont live this down soon. at least my work dosnt know about it.
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at least my work dosnt know about it.
Not YET...but word gets around, ya know!

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Sorry Jipped, I cant stop laughing WITH you.
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Old 08-13-03, 12:40 AM
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Hey Jipped take some Spanish Fly bro, hehehehehe
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damn they all think i am crazy from the christmas party when i ran naked through the parking lot drunk as hell, hit a guide wire to a power pole and had to go to the hospital for stitches in my leg where a landscaping stake stuck in my leg.
that is some funny shit right there christmas parties and work picnics are great...
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