What have you tried but didn't get? - SuperiorMuscle.com

Puddles · #1 06-10-05, 11:39 PM

I know a lot of guys try to get some butt lovin but things just don't work out right...what have you tried that didn't go as anticipated?

decadecadeca · #2 06-11-05, 12:53 AM

The angry dragon.

Didn't even come close to working.

Taylor · #3 06-11-05, 01:20 AM

this isn't really sexual but it was embarassing...and it didn't go as expected

i remember i was in high school and the day was over, i kissed my girl by the buses just as i did everyday, and we were young so we had to get all nasty and inside eachothers mouth of course....but i'll never forget this one day i kissed her and started to walk away and the biggest thickest string of spit just followed me and some girl was right behind us and walked right through it

Puddles · #4 06-11-05, 08:25 AM

That's a good one, Taylor!

Stonecold54 · #5 06-11-05, 05:06 PM

hmm, that is a good question...a funny one was when me and my girlfriend were still together. She switched birth control so we were suppose to use a condom till the new one took affect. I had never used a condom before because she was my first. So I put the condom on and we start going to town...I finally finish and she does so I pull out but there is no condom on me anymore. the fricking thing shredded up inside her. She was upset that as she peed pieces kept coming out, but i was FREAKING out because I didn't want to get her prego.

buccaneer19 · #6 06-11-05, 05:42 PM

i've got butt lovin twice before, so i pretty much have done it all

Stonecold54 · #7 06-11-05, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by buccaneer19

i've got butt lovin twice before, so i pretty much have done it all

guy or girl?

buccaneer19 · #8 06-11-05, 06:57 PM

girl dickhead.

shortz · #9 06-11-05, 07:19 PM

I tried giving an ex some butt lovin. She screamed in pain and yelled at me to get it out. Never happened again.

Stonecold54 · #10 06-11-05, 07:55 PM

My first girl let me try some butt but it wasn't good for her. I had a one night stand that let me do it and she loved it (she came hard from it to). my wife won't let me near the rear though

dreamgirl · #11 06-13-05, 09:21 AM

for me it would be regular intercourse... it does nothing for me. I don't think it's possible for me to even feel any sort of pleasure from intercourse... luckily oral works perfectly or I'd be in real trouble.

POLYDINATOS · #12 06-13-05, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by dreamgirl

for me it would be regular intercourse... it does nothing for me. I don't think it's possible for me to even feel any sort of pleasure from intercourse... luckily oral works perfectly or I'd be in real trouble.

Why....what happened? don't mean to be nosy...we could help with advice or something.

wheyman · #13 06-13-05, 09:55 AM

I can't get my girl to finish me off in her mouth after intercourse. She don't like the way the kitty kat taste I guess. It's hard for me to cum through intercourse, but it's easy during oral. She said that when she goes back down that her cum is too salty, lol. she let's me get some butt play at least once a week and she likes it. I've been meaning to ask you about that puddles..I know you have mentioned before that you do that for your man....Any advice on getting her to do this?

Puddles · #14 06-13-05, 10:04 AM

If she doesn't like the way she tastes then get some flavored lube and it will change the taste plus lube is great for giving head.

It's probably more phsychological than anything though, she probably feels weird about tasting herself.

wheyman · #15 06-13-05, 10:10 AM

Can you suggest a brand and flavor..I've bought some lube before and didn't like it b/c it got sticky on me. right now I use Platinum and it works great, but it's not flavored.

Puddles · #16 06-13-05, 10:20 AM

Platinum Wet is one of my favorites for lubrication and Wet flavored lubes are the best for taste IMO but they don't last all that long. I bet you could mix the two. But since we're just trying to get ride of the taste of her on you, just a little of the flavored lube used for a minute, then switching to the Platinum should work fine as her taste will be gone.

wheyman · #17 06-13-05, 12:50 PM

Thanks a lot Puddles, helpful as always!

parsnip1965 · #18 06-13-05, 02:39 PM

dreamgirl (my idea of the perfect woman) writes:

>for me it would be regular intercourse... it does nothing for me. I don't think it's possible for me to even feel any sort of pleasure from intercourse... luckily oral works perfectly or I'd be in real trouble.

Interesting. I don't think my wife would go that far but she *really, really* enjoys oral and would be very disappointed if she didn't get any. I wonder if this is more common than we think. (Doesn't seem to make much biological sense, though!)

BBAddict · #19 06-13-05, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by parsnip1965

(Doesn't seem to make much biological sense, though!)

Actually, the clitoris may not get much direct stimulation during intercourse depending on a number of factors, so oral is often the preferred direct stimulation that woman prefer. I just can't do it to my wife cause she will have an orgasm in less than a minute. She is a "minute woman", if there is such a thing!

wheyman · #20 06-13-05, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BBAddict

Actually, the clitoris may not get much direct stimulation during intercourse depending on a number of factors, so oral is often the preferred direct stimulation that woman prefer. I just can't do it to my wife cause she will have an orgasm in less than a minute. She is a "minute woman", if there is such a thing!

MINE TOO!!! My wife don't even last a minute sometimes...Sometimes it's like a tootsie pop, only takes three licks! Not even exaggerating either.

POLYDINATOS · #21 06-13-05, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wheyman

MINE TOO!!! My wife don't even last a minute sometimes...Sometimes it's like a tootsie pop, only takes three licks! Not even exaggerating either.

Thing is.... a woman can have several orgasms...not like us after one and we're wiped!

POLYDINATOS · #22 06-14-05, 04:47 PM

These anal threads remind me of that tool 6949....remember him? what a loser

Puddles · #23 06-14-05, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wheyman

MINE TOO!!! My wife don't even last a minute sometimes...Sometimes it's like a tootsie pop, only takes three licks! Not even exaggerating either.

LOL That reminds me of the time my husband tried to write the alphabet with his tongue on my clit. I tried to hold back but as he finished "k" I was lost it.

Stonecold54 · #24 06-14-05, 06:35 PM

ooooo I love doing the alphabet...but now that my wife knows I do it..I try and spell words, hehe.

Puddles · #25 06-14-05, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by stonecold54

ooooo I love doing the alphabet...but now that my wife knows I do it..I try and spell words, hehe.

Next time start with a simple word, like BJ.

Then try a sentence like "Suck my." You won't have to finish that one, she'll know what you want sucked.