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Old 06-14-05, 09:39 PM
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wtf........girl on the weekend

hi everyone, i'm new here...............sooo anyways

Sat. night i was hangin out at my buddies place with his gf, having a few drinks and watchin the movie "Old School" (funny as hell btw) before we went to a party (we never made).
about an hour later this gorgeous girl walks into living room (easily a 9/10), she was my buddies friend. we get to talkin and it turns out she is a personal trainer so we hit it off right away, in the meantime my buddy and his gf fucked off to their room as they were drunk and horny.
girl and i talk for awhile

fast foward to my place in my bedroom.
after much oral, she slips a condom on me, and climbs on top.
it was fucking great for 3min, and then she says:
"i can't do this, i don't even know you.......i'm sorry"

and with that she climbs off and falls asleep.
there's quite a few more specifics, just don't wanna make a long post


2 things worked very well in my favor that night
Axe bodyspray "touch"- everything that you have seen in their commercials is true, and will happen...........lol
Tiffany "i think we're alone now"- all i know is.........shit i don't know........but it worked................ somehow.........hmmmmm
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Old 06-14-05, 10:20 PM
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So you were penetrating this girl and she says all of the sudden "I don't know you"....W.T.F.? maybe she had an anxiety attack
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Old 06-14-05, 10:55 PM
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So you were penetrating this girl and she says all of the sudden "I don't know you"....W.T.F.? maybe she had an anxiety attack

i think she realized she had strong morals (although there is nothing wrong with women sleeping with men the first time they meet, as i am a strong supporter in this practice ) and didn't want to be known as "that kinda girl", and i could tell she wasn't as she was very clean, well dressed, and smelled great.

she moved here from across the country about a week ago, and maybe didn't want the word to get around, i dunno. that being said i found it respectable and quite attractive, and normally i prolly wouldn't have called her the next day (i'm a guy, what can i say), but i did, and she's going to give me a private lesson in her office later this week................whatever the hell that means.......pilates?
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If she stopped and got off of you I would say the Axe body spray and Tiffany song DID NOT work. Something was horribly wrong. I mean, would you stop in the middle like that?!!
Who was receiving the mouth love? You or her?
This may sound harsh (I'm a woman what can I say) but sounds like you weren't knockin the bottom out, bro.
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Old 06-15-05, 02:37 AM
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No, I don't think it was so much a physical thing, or how much of the bottom you can knock out... Women are mental, (illogical).. What was your attitude like with her? Were you in control or kissing her but? Laughing at her jokes even if they sucked.... If she climbed on top, she was ready to fuck you obviously. What did you say? I think you said something. Something insignificant, maybe you don't even think it important. If she got the idea for a second that you may be a clingy, relationship dependent wuss, that's why she got off. Also, since then what has happened?

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Old 06-15-05, 06:55 PM
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If she stopped and got off of you I would say the Axe body spray and Tiffany song DID NOT work. Something was horribly wrong. I mean, would you stop in the middle like that?!!
Who was receiving the mouth love? You or her?
This may sound harsh (I'm a woman what can I say) but sounds like you weren't knockin the bottom out, bro.

"would i stop in the middle of that?"
c'mon, i'm a guy.........nuff said

she went down on me first, than it was my turn, but before i go any further i should say that before we even had our clothes off she said a few times that we weren't going to have sex, and i said i was perfectly fine with that, and i really was.

that being said, after goin down on her for 15min and giving her some of my best stuff (she came once) she was askin me to put a condom on.
"are you sure" i said
"yes, just put one on"
i don't know if she just got sensitive down there (i doubt it) i don't know.
i told her i'm just comin out of a 3yr relationship and am not lookin for anything serious (doubt that could be it either)
i think it had more to do with her morals.

as far as the axe goes, she was tellin me all night how good i smelled and she couldn't keep her hands off of me.
when Tiffany came on, she straddled me, and said "i love this song"
i think those 2 things defenitly worked in my favor
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Old 06-15-05, 07:09 PM
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No, I don't think it was so much a physical thing, or how much of the bottom you can knock out... Women are mental, (illogical).. What was your attitude like with her? Were you in control or kissing her but? Laughing at her jokes even if they sucked.... If she climbed on top, she was ready to fuck you obviously. What did you say? I think you said something. Something insignificant, maybe you don't even think it important. If she got the idea for a second that you may be a clingy, relationship dependent wuss, that's why she got off. Also, since then what has happened?

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well, i gotta say, she was defenitly the aggressore (sp, i know)
my attitude was charming, i'm a pretty funny guy so she was laughin quite a bit, but i wasn't drooling over her.
i wasn't kissin her ass, yet she made the first move.

i'm out of a 3yr relationship recently, so the last thing i want is one, so no she would never get the idea that i'm a clingy, wuss..........never have been (from experience i realized women despise guys like that).

Well the next morning she had to be at work early, so she asked me to walk her home. i walked her home, kissed her on the forehead followed by an ass slap and said i'll give her a call.
have not called her yet, but i'm sure i'll see her this weekend
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well, i gotta say, she was defenitly the aggressore (sp, i know)
my attitude was charming, i'm a pretty funny guy so she was laughin quite a bit, but i wasn't drooling over her.
i wasn't kissin her ass, yet she made the first move.

i'm out of a 3yr relationship recently, so the last thing i want is one, so no she would never get the idea that i'm a clingy, wuss..........never have been (from experience i realized women despise guys like that).

Well the next morning she had to be at work early, so she asked me to walk her home. i walked her home, kissed her on the forehead followed by an ass slap and said i'll give her a call.
have not called her yet, but i'm sure i'll see her this weekend
Well sounds like something might happen next time
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Old 06-15-05, 09:33 PM
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maybe she realized it was too small






ahhh, i was waiting for some meatball to say something like that

but you might have a point
i mean i've been blastin my penis muscle in the gym lately along with everything else, and it just dosn't seem to be responding to my current routine.

oh well, i guess i'll just have to up my protein intake a bit and rearrange my routine.

here's my current routine:
weighted penis chins/pullups
seated penis rowa
weighted db to penis, swinging between the legs in an arching motion
i've added about a 16th of an inch, but seem to have plateued.
do you guys think i'm overtraing, since it is such a *cough* small *cough* muscle?


fuck it, i'm just goin start goin heavy from now on, so i'll need a spotter.
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Old 06-15-05, 09:59 PM
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ahhh, i was waiting for some meatball to say something like that

but you might have a point
i mean i've been blastin my penis muscle in the gym lately along with everything else, and it just dosn't seem to be responding to my current routine.

oh well, i guess i'll just have to up my protein intake a bit and rearrange my routine.

here's my current routine:
weighted penis chins/pullups
seated penis rowa
weighted db to penis, swinging between the legs in an arching motion
i've added about a 16th of an inch, but seem to have plateued.
do you guys think i'm overtraing, since it is such a *cough* small *cough* muscle?


fuck it, i'm just goin start goin heavy from now on, so i'll need a spotter.
hahaha
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ahhh, i was waiting for some meatball to say something like that

but you might have a point
i mean i've been blastin my penis muscle in the gym lately along with everything else, and it just dosn't seem to be responding to my current routine.

oh well, i guess i'll just have to up my protein intake a bit and rearrange my routine.
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fuck it, i'm just goin start goin heavy from now on, so i'll need a spotter.
WOW.

Where were her morals when your nuts were slappin her chin?
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Old 06-15-05, 11:08 PM
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WOW.

Where were her morals when your nuts were slappin her chin?

this is something my dad told me once when i came to him about a problem with a girl, and it stuck with me since

Me- "dad, i'll never understand women"
Dad- "well u do now"
Me- "what the hell are you talkin about?"
Dad- "you understand them, when you realize you will never understand them"

i don't know if this will make any sense to you guys, but to me it truly made a lot of sense.
sometimes i don't know if women understand women, defenitly a very complicated gender
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ahhh, i was waiting for some meatball to say something like that

but you might have a point
i mean i've been blastin my penis muscle in the gym lately along with everything else, and it just dosn't seem to be responding to my current routine.

oh well, i guess i'll just have to up my protein intake a bit and rearrange my routine.

here's my current routine:
weighted penis chins/pullups
seated penis rowa
weighted db to penis, swinging between the legs in an arching motion
i've added about a 16th of an inch, but seem to have plateued.
do you guys think i'm overtraing, since it is such a *cough* small *cough* muscle?


fuck it, i'm just goin start goin heavy from now on, so i'll need a spotter.
LMAO.

Now, THAT response took some serious thought
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ahhh, i was waiting for some meatball to say something like that

but you might have a point
i mean i've been blastin my penis muscle in the gym lately along with everything else, and it just dosn't seem to be responding to my current routine.

oh well, i guess i'll just have to up my protein intake a bit and rearrange my routine.

here's my current routine:
weighted penis chins/pullups
seated penis rowa
weighted db to penis, swinging between the legs in an arching motion
i've added about a 16th of an inch, but seem to have plateued.
do you guys think i'm overtraing, since it is such a *cough* small *cough* muscle?


fuck it, i'm just goin start goin heavy from now on, so i'll need a spotter.
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do you guys think i'm overtraing, since it is such a *cough* small *cough* muscle?

You can never overtrain a small muscle but you can always use a spotter.
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She likes cheap cologne and even cheaper music, she blew a guy she knew for all of 30 minutes. She did you a favor. Run, don't walk.
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Old 06-16-05, 11:49 AM
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She likes cheap cologne and even cheaper music, she blew a guy she knew for all of 30 minutes. She did you a favor. Run, don't walk.

lets back the bus up a minute

through experience i have found that most girls don't like the smell of strong cologne, they would rather have a guy smell like a fresh shower (Zest soap is great) clean laundry (rainforest liqued Tide is great) or a subtle bodyspray (Axe is great) i mean yesturday i was helping a girl with her work at univ. and she says "god you smell good" and this has happened a lot more than once, so i think i will stick with the Axe.

as far as the "cheaper music" goes, i mean that is like calling someone a moron 'cause they like apples and not oranges, or that they believe in christianity and not buddism, or that they like 90's music abd not 70's music.

it's just a little unfair to judge and base an opinon on someone through their cologne and musical taste.

we've known each for about 5hrs (not a big diff. i know) before we did anything, but why is it that when a guy hooks up with a girl the first night he is known as a stud?, but when a girl hooks up with a guy the first night she is known as a slut (usually)?
women have strong sexual urges just as men do, we were both horny and in the heat of the moment, there was a lot, i mean a lot of kissing and caressing, before we were even at my place, so i'm sure that got her juices flowin.
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I hear you bro....good luck next date
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Just curious, other than the physical stuff, do you like her? Do you have anything else in common besides fitness?
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Just curious, other than the physical stuff, do you like her? Do you have anything else in common besides fitness?
No, sounds like he likes sex and she doesn't. J/K
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Old 06-16-05, 06:21 PM
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Just curious, other than the physical stuff, do you like her? Do you have anything else in common besides fitness?

funny you mention this as i my ex asked me the same question yesterday.
when she first sat beside me there was an instant attraction, it's really hard to explain but have you ever met someone that you felt like you knew them your whole life?


the convo. flowed very smoothly with no akward silences, we laughed a lot, discussed our history, our goals, likes/dislikes............it was friggen great.

physical attraction to me, is just as important as a girls personality........................she had both.
so yes, i really do like her.........................but here's the thing

a buddy of mine, who i met a year ago, grew up with this girl, and really, really likes her. So with that being said, i think i may not take this any further than it has already gone
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Bro...what is the game plan going into the next date?
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