SuperiorMuscle.com

Welcome to the SuperiorMuscle.com - Bodybuilding Forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.



Go Back   SuperiorMuscle.com - Bodybuilding Forums > Superior Discussion Section > Sex & Relationship Chat
Reload this Page What do you do when your partner is out of town...

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 07-20-05, 04:34 PM
Puddles's Avatar
Superior Admiral
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In transit.
Posts: 7,327
Puddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of light
What do you do when your partner is out of town...
and you need some relief?


Do you turn to porn for a little company? Just take things into your own hands and imagination? Do you hook up with someone else? Call you partner and have phone sex? Wait till they return?
__________________

~~Fate does not come to us from the outside...it goes forth from within.~~
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2  
Old 07-20-05, 05:08 PM
beefcake's Avatar
Superior Freak
  
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Step aerobics class
Posts: 4,027
beefcake will become famous soon enough
I use a warm apple pie.
__________________
"Working out is like building a house, everytime you do a half-ass workout, you're not laying a brick, someone else is." - Dorian Yates

"Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor." - Alexis Carrel

"Whenever you're not in the the gym training, someone else out there is, and when you meet them, they will beat you." - Victor Martinez
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 07-20-05, 05:23 PM
YellowJacket's Avatar
Controversial Supplement Guru
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: West Virginia
Posts: 3,349
YellowJacket is just really niceYellowJacket is just really niceYellowJacket is just really niceYellowJacket is just really niceYellowJacket is just really nice
I dont know, but my headache goes away and my wallet stays full.....
__________________
No One Said It Was Going to be Easy
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 07-20-05, 05:24 PM
Moderator
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 13,539
Shibby is just really niceShibby is just really niceShibby is just really niceShibby is just really nice
Quote:
Originally Posted by YellowJacket
I dont know, but my headache goes away and my wallet stays full.....

I took you for more of a dog person
__________________


“Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them ... The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it." - Ayn Rand
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 07-20-05, 05:27 PM
YellowJacket's Avatar
Controversial Supplement Guru
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: West Virginia
Posts: 3,349
YellowJacket is just really niceYellowJacket is just really niceYellowJacket is just really niceYellowJacket is just really niceYellowJacket is just really nice
The more I get to know girls, the more I like my dog.....
__________________
No One Said It Was Going to be Easy
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 07-20-05, 05:29 PM
Moderator
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 13,539
Shibby is just really niceShibby is just really niceShibby is just really niceShibby is just really nice
hahaha
__________________


“Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it. Do not count on them ... The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it." - Ayn Rand
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 07-20-05, 05:59 PM
johnstephenson's Avatar
Superior Amateur
  
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Right here
Posts: 308
johnstephenson is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by YellowJacket
I dont know, but my headache goes away and my wallet stays full.....

Lol, that is sooo true for me...

And as for the question, I wait until she gets home... I gave up on the relieving myself when my mom caught me as a teen playing with ol' one eye.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 07-21-05, 12:12 AM
Papi Chulo
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In a hot city
Posts: 7,881
JUICE will become famous soon enoughJUICE will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by YellowJacket
I dont know, but my headache goes away and my wallet stays full.....
very true



I just wait till she gets back, would cheat on her. In the mean time i rub one off.
__________________
....
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 07-21-05, 07:14 AM
bad14u's Avatar
DONATING MEMBER
  
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A little left of living right
Posts: 4,422
bad14u will become famous soon enoughbad14u will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by YellowJacket
I dont know, but my headache goes away and my wallet stays full.....
That is so true!
__________________
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world.

Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 07-21-05, 07:15 AM
bad14u's Avatar
DONATING MEMBER
  
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A little left of living right
Posts: 4,422
bad14u will become famous soon enoughbad14u will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by Puddles
What do you do when your partner is out of town..
Change the locks!
__________________
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind. Absolve you to yourself, and you shall have the suffrage of the world.

Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 07-22-05, 06:27 AM
Superior Newbie
  
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 151
giveitup
hummmmmmmmm
What do you do puddles......???????
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 07-22-05, 03:00 PM
Puddles's Avatar
Superior Admiral
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In transit.
Posts: 7,327
Puddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of light
Quote:
Originally Posted by giveitup
What do you do puddles......???????


Quote:
Originally Posted by Puddles

Do you turn to porn for a little company? Just take things into your own hands and imagination? Call you partner and have phone sex? Wait till they return?
All of the above. I like to change things up every once in a while.

When he's gone the shower massage often becomes my best friend though.
__________________

~~Fate does not come to us from the outside...it goes forth from within.~~
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 07-23-05, 03:01 PM
Megiddo's Avatar
Superior Amateur
  
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Panama City, FL
Posts: 512
Megiddo is on a distinguished road
Send a message via Yahoo to Megiddo
I jerk off. HEll I jerk off when she is in town, at the house, in the next room. I don't care I'll jerk off next her while she is asleep and nut on her eyes so when she wakes up in the morning she'll look like a newborn kitten.
__________________
The Burningsack
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 07-23-05, 05:50 PM
MuGGsy's Avatar
Superior Pro
  
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: the dungeon
Posts: 1,074
MuGGsy is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by YellowJacket
The more I get to know girls, the more I like my dog.....
so true.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 08-02-05, 07:40 AM
TheStromba's Avatar
Puddle's Boytoy
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Orgasmia
Posts: 753
TheStromba is on a distinguished road
Send a message via AIM to TheStromba
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megiddo
I jerk off. HEll I jerk off when she is in town, at the house, in the next room. I don't care I'll jerk off next her while she is asleep and nut on her eyes so when she wakes up in the morning she'll look like a newborn kitten.

bwhaahahaa. Great answer.
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 08-04-05, 04:45 PM
num1son
 
Posts: n/a
EH no current hook up now so porn has to the trick when gf is out of town.

K
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 08-05-05, 02:17 AM
Superior Amateur
  
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 610
Taylor will become famous soon enough
i watch porn for the stories
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 09-09-05, 02:11 PM
lifterdanman's Avatar
Banned
  
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: VACATION TOWN
Posts: 37
lifterdanman is on a distinguished road
Thumbs up
Pop a viagra and see what happens
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 09-09-05, 02:33 PM
wheyman's Avatar
Superior Amateur
  
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 553
wheyman will become famous soon enoughwheyman will become famous soon enough
Call her mom!

Just kiddin...My wife is never out of town so I wouldn't know...
__________________
When I die bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 09-09-05, 03:15 PM
Puddles's Avatar
Superior Admiral
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In transit.
Posts: 7,327
Puddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of light
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheStromba
bwhaahahaa. Great answer.

Of course you liked it, it sounds just like you!
__________________

~~Fate does not come to us from the outside...it goes forth from within.~~
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Old 09-10-05, 03:23 PM
num1son
 
Posts: n/a
can i change my answer... I upped my test a lil bit and lowered my tren and I'm feeling it. So now I am trying to find a new friend with benefits.

K
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 09-10-05, 07:18 PM
Puddles's Avatar
Superior Admiral
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In transit.
Posts: 7,327
Puddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of lightPuddles is a glorious beacon of light
Quote:
Originally Posted by num1son
can i change my answer... I upped my test a lil bit and lowered my tren and I'm feeling it. So now I am trying to find a new friend with benefits.

K

LOL Good luck!
__________________

~~Fate does not come to us from the outside...it goes forth from within.~~
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 09-10-05, 10:01 PM
rvgfrth4g's Avatar
Banned
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 711
rvgfrth4g will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by Megiddo
I jerk off. HEll I jerk off when she is in town, at the house, in the next room. I don't care I'll jerk off next her while she is asleep and nut on her eyes so when she wakes up in the morning she'll look like a newborn kitten.
:laughnew:
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 09-11-05, 12:04 AM
num1son
 
Posts: n/a
Quote:
Originally Posted by Puddles
LOL Good luck!
I might need the luck I'm lookin more and more freakish and ladies around me that are my usual crowd aren't likin it, my friends don't like it either sexual look wise but hey f*ck em, I'm doin this for me, theres a chick at the gym I want but I dont shit where I eat if you know what i mean

K
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 09-11-05, 01:07 AM
BodyJBbuild's Avatar
Superior Amateur
  
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: in the shadows...
Posts: 380
BodyJBbuild is on a distinguished road
yellow jacket, your one hilarious guy i have to say......bwhahahaa
__________________
"Experiencing this pain in my muscles and aching and going on and on is my challenge. The last three or four reps is what makes the muscles grow. This area of pain divides a champion from someone who is not a champion. That's what most people lack, having the guts to go on and just say they'll go through the pain no matter what happens. I have no fear of fainting. I do squats until I fall over and pass out. So what? It's not going to kill me. I wake up five minutes later and I'm OK. A lot of other athletes are afraid of this. So they don't pass out. They don't go on."
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 09-12-05, 04:24 AM
Puma's Avatar
Superior Amateur
  
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Palm Beach, FL
Posts: 447
Puma is on a distinguished road
Send a message via AIM to Puma
Shower massager over the vibrator? I really may have to get my girl one of these!

Puma



Quote:
Originally Posted by Puddles
All of the above. I like to change things up every once in a while.

When he's gone the shower massage often becomes my best friend though.
__________________
Ripped.. One day at a time
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 11-20-05, 02:49 PM
Banned
  
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 24
Zulu 007 is an unknown quantity at this point