49 Steps to Having a Good Relationship

[Hollywood]

49 Steps to Having a Good Relationship

1. Watch the sunset together
2. Whisper to each other
3. Cook for eathother
4. Walk in the Rain
5. Hold hands
6. Buy gifts for each other
7. Roses
8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together
9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnite
10. Write poetry for each other
11. Hugs are the universal medicine
12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it
13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.
15. Spend every second possible together
16. Look into each other's eyes
17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
18. When in public, only flirt w/ each other
19. Put love notes in there pockets when they aren't looking
20. Buy her a ring
21. Sing to each other.
22. Always hold her around her hips/sides
23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal
24. Spaghetti? Ever see Lady and the Tramp?
25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
26. Dance
27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap. (Get your head out of the gutter)
28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror
29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you
31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them(I don't know but ya'll buy my man better be taking me with him)
32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
33. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears
34. Be prince Charming to her parents
35. Brush her hair out of her face
36. Hang out with his/her freinds
37. Go to church/pray/worship together
38. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
39. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice
40. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her
41. Make sacrifices for each other.
42. Really love each other, or don't stay toghether.
43. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
44. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
45. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
46. Dedicate songs to them on the radio
47. Fall asleep on the phone with eachother(don't recommend this with a cell phone)
48. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
49. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say "Sweet Dreams"

[Tinfish]

OMG. This NEEDS to be moved to the female chat forum.

[Shibby]

*insert "duh" smiley*

[Hollywood]

Originally posted by Tinfish
OMG. This NEEDS to be moved to the female chat forum.

No, you men need to be learned

[YellowJacket]

Originally posted by Hollywood
1. Watch the sunset together

Thats boring and its too cold.

2. Whisper to each other

Im too old to tell secrets.

3. Cook for eathother

Only if she wants peanut butter and jelly or tuna.

4. Walk in the Rain

She has a weak immune system and gets sick easily.

5. Hold hands

Maybe if I were still in high school.

6. Buy gifts for each other

Thats so materialistic.

7. Roses

What about them? This is sound more like "how to please a woman by buying her things"

8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together

Oh thats so lame.

9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnite

No beaches in WV.

10. Write poetry for each other

How about a Hallmark card instead?

11. Hugs are the universal medicine

And the first step to STDs

12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it

No wonder shes never heard it from me...

13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

Geez.... this is getting expensive.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.

If I told her that, I would be lying.

15. Spend every second possible together

Um yea, going to be hard once she straps your ass with a restraining order for being a stalker.

16. Look into each other's eyes

I can, her's are crossed.

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.

18. When in public, only flirt w/ each other

That might give off the impression to other females that Im 'with her'... no good for my game....

19. Put love notes in there pockets when they aren't looking

Will she check yes or no? (lame)

20. Buy her a ring

Christ, was flowers now a ring? Shit...

21. Sing to each other.

She doesnt like Slipknot

22. Always hold her around her hips/sides

Does grabbing her lovehandles count?

23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal

What about take him? This is a relationship post, not a kiss her ass post.... shes already too expensive.

24. Spaghetti? Ever see Lady and the Tramp?

handcuffs. ever seen Nasty Lil' Sluts Vol. 4?

25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.

Oh god, then check your sexuality....

26. Dance

Im white.

27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap. (Get your head out of the gutter)

Oh, shes sleeping? oops.....

28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror

Have her clean your car in a bunny outfit, thats cute and productive.

29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes

I dont have unlimited minutes on my phone, sorry.

30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you

Its hard to remember her name when Im busy...

31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them(I don't know but ya'll buy my man better be taking me with him)

When on vacation, I get so wasted I cant even dial a number.

32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.

I dont think she'd like hearing about me bangin' her sister....

33. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears

She'd probably leave me, no good.

34. Be prince Charming to her parents

Theyre dead.

35. Brush her hair out of her face

She cant do it herself? Geez.

36. Hang out with his/her freinds

Oh I do....

37. Go to church/pray/worship together

Im Athiest.

38. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.

Was American Psycho romantic?

39. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice

Good one.... if you dump her ass, dont take her back.

40. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her

Even if I have to lie?

41. Make sacrifices for each other.

I miss cardio Tuesday, she owes me BIG.

42. Really love each other, or don't stay toghether.

Shes good in the sack though.....

43. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.

wtf? You're telling me I have to think about her all day? Fuck that....

44. Love yourself before you love anyone else.

So cheesy.

45. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.

Mi cabesa is grande punta (my head is big, bitch) How sweet.

46. Dedicate songs to them on the radio

People still listen to the radio?

47. Fall asleep on the phone with eachother(don't recommend this with a cell phone)

Bodybuilders need around 8 hours of sleep, no time for this.

48. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.

What if Im the one talking the trash?

49. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say "Sweet Dreams"

Right before you donkey punch her....

[Hollywood]

YJ, Get the fizzzuck out my love thread, you ruiner of threads

[Gongshow]

great thread lol!!!

[Shibby]

YJ = THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE

[Gongshow]

YJ, now that was some funny shit !!!!!!!

[Tinfish]

Bravo YJ. That some funny shit.

"I dont think she'd like hearing about me bangin' her sister...."


funny as fuck!!!

[Hollywood]

Thank you Keiser, at least there is one real man on this board

[edvedr]

HW i know he ruined your thread but you have to admit thats some funny shit!!!

[Hollywood]

Maybe:p But I truly believe he thinks that shit

[Incredible Bulk]

Sorry HW your post was sweet but I'm LMAO on this one YJ your post was a classic!!!!

[Hollywood]

gat damn men.

[Incredible Bulk]

No disrespect intended...I agree you shouln't take you significant other for granted...just found it funny

[Hollywood]

I know, It was funny He's always bustin' my balls

[Blackdream71]

Originally posted by Hollywood
at least there is one real man on this board

Make that two sweetie.........

[Hollywood]

Yes, that's true BD, your a good guy

[Irishgirl]

17 and 25 make me wanna cry! Good cry I guess Good post HW

[urso8up]

They are good I have done over half of them and the main key ithink is that you other half needs to feel the same way towards you or it isn't going to do anything for you.