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08-30-03, 10:32 PM
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How to tell wife her ass is getting big?
Hey Bros, my wife used to have the most perfect ass until about 2 months ago. I used to be able to almost hold her ass in one hand and now both hands wont even cover it. The rest of her body is perfect except that.
She just commented yesterday about how she thinks she is loosing weight. I kind of just grined at her and she asked what I was grinning at and I said "you think you lost weight" and she didnt say anything after that. I want to tell her that she should to do something about it. but if I say her ass is fat she will be pissed off and I wont get any for months. She works out on and off. She will go to the gym everday for 2-3 weeks and then quits for a month. Could that be some of the why her ass is getting big? Any ideas on what i should say or if I should? Thanks Terminator
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#2
08-30-03, 10:36 PM
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More tushin for the pushin
Honestly, I don't know if there is a safe way unless she's nocking over lamps.
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08-30-03, 10:45 PM
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i say keep on bugging her to go work out with you EVERYDAY
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08-31-03, 08:37 AM
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Get the camera out and somehow get a picture of her ass along with other pics. When she sees the pictures she'll probably hate it and comment. Tell her you love her no matter what but if she's serious about getting her butt back into shape that you'll work with her on diet and training and really encourage her when you see her slipping.
Or you could have her join up here and send her over to the women's forum. 
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08-31-03, 08:38 AM
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I'm gonna send a copy of this thread over to the women's forum too...you might get some more helpful answers there.
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08-31-03, 02:54 PM
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Be sneaky....get her to do cardio along with you by saying "Honey, let's go for a walk...it's a nice evening." Then, once you're out there, walk at a nice brisk pace. She'll be doing something about the extra padding on her ass, and not even realize it.
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08-31-03, 02:55 PM
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Oh, another idea. Next time she's curled up on the couch, give her a 'butt rub'. You know, just kinda rub it and pat it and knead it and such...playfully, like you're looking to get some. Just make sure some of the movements are quick...she'll notice the shaking herself.
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08-31-03, 04:21 PM
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I can't really think of any way to tell that will not piss her off.
I can tell how to never answer that question. True Story--- Shortly after I got out of Marines The wife and both put on some extra padding. After running 5+ miles 4 days a week. weekly forced marches of 15 miles monthly ones of 25+ for years I wanted some rest. I became a total couch potato and so did the wife. Once we relised what we where doing we started a normal workout schedule and cleaned up our diet. Well a few weeks or so in to this my wife looks at me and says "Does it look like it's working? Am I getting thinner?" YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIVE WHAT I SAID. I actualy looked her right in the eyes and said "Yes it's working. Your ass isn't as fat as it was." It really didn't sound like that in my head. I could actualy see the words come out of my mouth. I just wanted to pull them back in. Needless to say there was no sex i house for a few days. So my advise to every guy out there NEVER EVER say anything like that. One thing you can try is tell her you think you have put on extra fat and ask her if she would keep you company while you do some cardio. Like bikeing or running. I always sex is the best cardio any way so get to work. Trim that ass while tapping that ass. 1-2 twenty min session per day should do it.
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08-31-03, 09:11 PM
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 OMG...that is toooo funny!
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08-31-03, 10:12 PM
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quote:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by The_Jarhead I actualy looked her right in the eyes and said "Yes it's working. Your ass isn't as fat as it was." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OMG...that is toooo funny! ..Sounds like a slip-up that i'd make...yikes! 
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09-01-03, 12:17 PM
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start calling her crisco. then if she asks why are you calling her that, say "im being nice." when she looks confused, tell her "i could just call you lard ass"
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09-01-03, 02:19 PM
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Alwaysgrowing just brought back a childhood memory...my dad used to call me the Crisco Kid...FAT IN THE CAN!
 I need a hug now. 
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09-01-03, 03:03 PM
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09-01-03, 05:13 PM
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09-01-03, 06:05 PM
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09-02-03, 05:00 PM
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Take some video of her in a bathing suit or when you guys are having sex. This worked wonders with my girlfriend. Her sister was filming some swimming going on around the pool on a vacation and she zoomed in right on her ass. My girlfriend saw how big it was and started doing some mean cardio and dieting. It was great.
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09-02-03, 05:11 PM
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I agree with the others about being silent. I refuse to answer questions that will get me ignored more than usual. My wife has seen her pictures, she knows what she looks like, I shouldnt have to tell her. Now if she came to me and asked me to help her with her diet, or exercise - then I'm more than happy to help.
And as far as sleeping on the couch - the spare room works better. I'm in there a lot. Mostly because I snore. And fart.
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09-04-03, 05:00 AM
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Do you really sleep in the spare room allot?
Do you have a PHLATULENCE problem.............mind you most men do..... lololololol
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