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Old 10-06-03, 10:38 PM
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...that I got a cramp!

Let's tell the whole story.

DrG and I were at it the other night and he was taking me from behind. I was on all 4's and it was so intense. I was on the verge of my 3rd or 4th orgasm! I was screaming into a pillow (didn't want to wake the kids!!!), clenching the sheets, arching my back, squeezing my ass (makes it oooooh so tight for him!!!!), and curling my toes. Well, apparently I was squeezing everything really tight from the intense pleasure, cause all of a sudden I got a charlie horse.

No shit, right in the middle of the action, I screamed "Shit, stop, my foot is cramping!!!" DrG was like, WTF???? But I said it again, "I'm not joking, my foot is killing me. It's got a really bad cramp." I guess I was so tight that I cramped the arch of my foot right into spasm. We continued after he rubbed my foot back to normal...and we stopped laughing!

It was very inconvenient, but it makes for a funny story!

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Old 10-06-03, 10:45 PM
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I've got them in my legs during sex before, but never in my foot...lol. Good stuff!
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Old 10-07-03, 01:06 AM
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lol!
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Old 10-07-03, 01:54 AM
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You wimp! You made him stop? Do you have any idea how common it is for us guys to get a killer hamstring cramp when we're pounding away? We don't stop (at least, most of us don't)...we just keep on going. Playing hurt is part of the game...just like football or hockey.
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Old 10-07-03, 08:53 AM
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i have got them in my arms before but i dont stop
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Old 10-07-03, 09:08 AM
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I've had them in my hamstrings and I have actually had the foot cramp as well........ I didn't stop tho... Just tried to move it a bit so it wouldn't hurt to bad, and kept pumping....
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Old 10-07-03, 01:20 PM
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During contest time I get them in my abs during sex. Try having the whole left side of your six-pack lock up while your buried deep.
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Old 10-07-03, 05:25 PM
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cant fight through a bad ass cramp
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Old 10-07-03, 07:49 PM
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I've gotten some wicked cramps that have made me stop. Most of the time they're not that bad though and we just keep at it.
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Old 10-07-03, 08:40 PM
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I get cramps all of the time. I usually get them in my ass and my legs from thrusting so hard I guess. lol We have to stop and BR massages it out. I think it's just from not drinking enough water though.
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Old 10-07-03, 08:51 PM
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Old 10-07-03, 11:18 PM
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Damn I got them in my abs too. After a year of no sex, and bulking up on cycles I guess I lost my dexterity in that area.
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Old 10-08-03, 12:04 AM
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Old 10-08-03, 10:59 AM
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My girlfriend complains of her jaw and mouth cramping up and getting sore from all the oral she gives me. She deepthroats and sucks it hard like she's sucking the meat off a chicken bone.
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Old 10-08-03, 11:57 AM
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My girlfriend complains of her jaw and mouth cramping up and getting sore from all the oral she gives me. She deepthroats and sucks it hard like she's sucking the meat off a chicken bone.
You should slap her in the face while she's doing it, lol and when she does the bob coming out of her cheek, slap her real quick. Or when you're doing doggy, plow her face into the ground, grab a towel and smother her face into the floor. usually best in carpet, and then lift the towel real quick, spit in her face and then wipe it off with the towel while smothering her again. Yea yea yea...... Nah I just saw that in a couple pornos starring this guy called Nachos Vidal. That guy will remain in my memory cause this guy is such a filthy phucker, you know? Its funny, its messed up and I wouldn't do that to partner or whoever, I mean kinky is good, but getting filthy is another thing.
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Old 10-08-03, 12:19 PM
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Thats nasty bro..... Doing that to a girl, will get your dick bit off....
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Old 10-08-03, 12:41 PM
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LOL! I didn't think you'd post this babe! It was funny as hell when it happened!! Fucked ya right into a foot cramp! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Old 10-10-03, 09:19 PM
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I would like to have a cramp from this thing that's called sex.


Actually, I want to be loved.
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