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10-26-03, 03:55 PM
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i am bored
my wife got pissed when i asked her if i could "knock a shot off with her in the bathroom" she said that was just a nasty way of asking and took a nap instead. i know better, but i was too lazy to actually get up and do the deed so i am glad she said no because she will wake up horny. oh yes i know my spouse she will want me bad when she wakes.
so here is what i will ask her when she wakes up. "may i manipulate my male sex organ between your labia and enter into your vaginal orifice and move in a recipricating motion until i ejaculate spermatazoa." dont worry ladies i will make sure i handle her business first so as not to be selfish. yeah i am bored. very bored right now.
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#4
10-26-03, 06:36 PM
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at least i am not sounding like bouncer that would truly be terrible. sana, not yet but she did wake up horny and i got a call from work and had to leave for an hour. we have been stealing kisses and doing some heavy groping which can only mean one thing i am gettin freaky tonight when my son goes to bed.
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space moutnain i mgiht be afrid of reodent sbut that dont mean i wont bash ur skull in with ur penis pump njjuicer-2004 MOD@WCBB MOD@CF
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#6
10-27-03, 12:24 AM
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Re: i am bored
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In the game of life you can do one of two things,you can either wallow in self pitty or you can live the moment,I choose the latter. Administrator/Owner@ 
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10-27-03, 08:30 AM
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Re: Re: i am bored
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#8
10-27-03, 04:55 PM
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We should all be so lucky to sound like Auri. That guy is as wise as Soloman.
Feel my love.
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On my way for the day I find no sorrow Everyday is all the same there's no tomorrow And I feel like I feel Cause it's cold here where you left me Hey I think that someday I might need you somehow I, I think I might have loved you These things I said but you were A million miles away A million miles away On my way for the day I find my heart is not for taking And I know it's all but gone It only served to make me cry And I feel like I feel Cause it's black here with your memory On my way for the day I find no sorrow
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#9
10-27-03, 09:14 PM
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i love you man. now give me a gentle non gay man hug. why do you alway have to ruin it by grinding on me auri!?
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space moutnain i mgiht be afrid of reodent sbut that dont mean i wont bash ur skull in with ur penis pump njjuicer-2004 MOD@WCBB MOD@CF
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#10
10-27-03, 10:09 PM
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It's because I'm marking my territory. Oh wait, i think I'm supposed to urinate on you instead. My bad. Wait, maybe it's the bushes around your house I need to urinate on.
Oh hell - who cares. Gimme some sugar baby.
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On my way for the day I find no sorrow Everyday is all the same there's no tomorrow And I feel like I feel Cause it's cold here where you left me Hey I think that someday I might need you somehow I, I think I might have loved you These things I said but you were A million miles away A million miles away On my way for the day I find my heart is not for taking And I know it's all but gone It only served to make me cry And I feel like I feel Cause it's black here with your memory On my way for the day I find no sorrow
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10-28-03, 08:26 PM
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and i am lactose intolerant so i cant kiss you after you eating icecream.
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space moutnain i mgiht be afrid of reodent sbut that dont mean i wont bash ur skull in with ur penis pump njjuicer-2004 MOD@WCBB MOD@CF
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