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11-24-04, 01:43 PM
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Yet another funny story from the gym...
I went to the gym today for some tri's and back and saw another character in there that couldn't go un-mentioned...
This guy was walking around the gym with his weight belt on strutting his stuff. It was one of the house gym belts so it had a big ass YMCA written on it. But that's not the funny part. This guy had his cell phone clipped to the weight belt. I'm sorry once again if I come off as a bit over critical but I couldn't help but chuckle to myself my whole damn workout. He totally made me laugh!  Sometimes people can be so entertaining. IMO, the cell phone stays in the car for the duration of your gym visit.
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#2
11-24-04, 02:56 PM
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OMG, was he wearing a pocket protector on a tanktop too? A cell phone on a weight belt has to be a sure sign of a geek!
I have never understood people that bring cell phones to the gym. Unless you have serious business that you don't dare miss, I can't imagine ever bringing a phone to the gym--it would be too much of a distraction for me.
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11-24-04, 05:33 PM
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yea same here... i was doin cardio one day and this lady came and started to run next to me on her phone.. i figured shed just talk while walking and warming up... but then she started to jog while on her phone.. i couldnt imagine what could be so important that it couldnt wait till she got done runnin
i thought it was pretty funny
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11-24-04, 09:29 PM
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The other day I was doing some barbell rows beside a highschooler talking on her phone while doing abs. She kept giving me dirty looks while I did my sets and had the audacity to aks me to be a little quiet because she was on the phone. In response I started to grunt like a beast just to piss her off. Funny thing is she never left the area. So after I was done I made sure to drop a Sobe Adrenaline/Chicken Breast combo fart in her area.
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11-26-04, 11:20 PM
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lol
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11-27-04, 01:17 PM
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11-27-04, 04:14 PM
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12-02-04, 10:20 PM
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12-03-04, 02:12 AM
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12-03-04, 11:30 PM
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[/b][/quote] So after I was done I made sure to drop a Sobe Adrenaline/Chicken Breast combo fart in her area. [/b][/quote]
Funny shit. I usually have to nudge peoples phones away from where I am lifting with my feet. Nobody says anything, probably because Im the 4th largest guy in the gym (thats sad).
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12-09-04, 09:13 PM
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12-27-04, 06:15 AM
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I used to have to have my cell phone with me (not clipped onto a weight belt, lol) in the gym for awhile because I was a manager on-call 24/7 and it was a customer-sensitive job. Basically, it sucked bunches but that was the price I had to pay if I wanted to workout. There were many times that I wanted to "accidentally" drop a dumbell on it during chest presses, lol.
ps, I ALWAYS kept the ringer off and left it on vibrate.
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12-27-04, 06:59 PM
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This is a great thread!!!! We all probably have stories about geeks wanting to be a powerlifter or bodybuilder but just don't see what we see and that is a DUMBASS GEEK!!!!! Hey how about phone curls, phone squats, or maybe phone crunches. Hahahhahahha
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12-27-04, 08:41 PM
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So I leave my fag bag on the lat pull down seat and get a drink of water, as I come back some knucklehead throws my fag bag on the ground off the seat and I show up just as it hits the ground and he says "Was that yours?" I say yep and I left it their for a reason so some idiot doesnt take my machine while I get water. He says well you were gone a long time, B.S., so you can work in. I held my Tren infused rage and simply told MR 24 hours to fuck himself. Karma got him because some dude did it to him when he got water and he came back to find someone on his machine, I laughed way loud so he could hear me and he looked so pissed as he saw me laughing shaking my head. Pay backs a bitch. Karma always gets ya,
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12-27-04, 10:10 PM
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There are these two cats at my gym who usually come in to the gym about 10-15 min after me and leave their shit all around the locker room. They have their clothes on the bench spread out, gym bags in the middle of the floor as well as their shoes with their lockers wide open. I don't get angry about as much as it fucking annoys the piss out of me. I have the feeling that if I moved any of their shit to get to my locker they would cry like little kids. The biggest kicker with them is they always take a shower before lifting and after spray on the Axe cologne heavily. I can't figure out who they are trying to impress, the old women, highschool girls or the guys.
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