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Old 02-06-06, 03:09 PM
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Hormones and PMS..........

Hormones
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>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
>man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
>hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
>license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
>other!!
>
> DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> SAFER: What did I do wrong?
> SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
> DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
> SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
>
> 13 Things PMS Stands For:
> 1. Pass My Shotgun
> 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
> 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
> 4. Puffy Mid-Section
> 5. People Make me Sick
> 6. Provide Me with Sweets
> 7. Pardon My Sobbing
> 8. Pimples May Surface
> 9. Pass My Sweatpants
> 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
> 11. Plainly; Men Suck
> 12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
> 13. Potential Murder Suspect
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Old 02-06-06, 03:25 PM
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Old 02-06-06, 08:38 PM
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Old 02-06-06, 08:44 PM
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Old 02-06-06, 10:34 PM
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Old 02-07-06, 06:51 AM
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Old 02-07-06, 06:28 PM
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Old 02-07-06, 09:53 PM
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Yeah - you just ain't always gotta like 'em....
I always like mine....Not a day goes by that I don't


But I also wear the pants Well at least I think so
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Old 02-07-06, 10:02 PM
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Old 02-07-06, 10:11 PM
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Hey, I like to think that though...Leave me alone Gotta go, she's calling my name
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Old 03-02-06, 01:54 AM
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