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Hormones and PMS..........
Hormones
> >The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a >man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own >hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's >license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant >other!! > > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? > SAFER: What did I do wrong? > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. > > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? > SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. > > 13 Things PMS Stands For: > 1. Pass My Shotgun > 2. Psychotic Mood Shift > 3. Perpetual Munching Spree > 4. Puffy Mid-Section > 5. People Make me Sick > 6. Provide Me with Sweets > 7. Pardon My Sobbing > 8. Pimples May Surface > 9. Pass My Sweatpants > 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome > 11. Plainly; Men Suck > 12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one... > 13. Potential Murder Suspect |
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Pain is weakness leaving the body. |
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![]() Gotta love the woman
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Men wonder why we act the way we do?
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So true So true.
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Women, can't live with them and can't shoot them.
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