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A man doing market research on Vaseline knocked on a door and was greeted
by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the
product?"
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually, people lie to
me and say that they use it on child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate
hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire
you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly
how you use it for sex?"
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all.
My husband and I put it on the doorknob, and it keeps the kids out.
by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the
product?"
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex."
The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually, people lie to
me and say that they use it on child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate
hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire
you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly
how you use it for sex?"
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all.
My husband and I put it on the doorknob, and it keeps the kids out.